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Limerick Poems About Heaven | Heaven Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: spring,

SPRING FORWARD

In spring time fresh flowers are rising New lambs in the fields – not surprising In every hedgerow and tree Lush beauty will surround me It’s heaven; there is no disguising 02~16~15 Contest: Spring Forward -Debbie Guzzi Syllables checked 9 9 7 7 9

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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: friendship, happiness,

To the Birthday Girl -and Guys

Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE: to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D. Those born this day SEVEN have blessings of Heaven in wit, charm and poetry! Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD: You three guys are tops with me!


Poem Details | by Kim van Breda |
Categories: humor, poets, tribute,

POETRY HEAVEN

oh what a wonderful group we make as we pen our poems and take a break our traits range from weird to strange in all probability certifiably deranged leaving legacies of genius in our wake


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: chocolate, christian, funny, giggle, humor, wind, woman,

Manx Mass Grave

I'll never forget Midnight Mass
No incense -  just Jan's chocolate gas
She knelt down to pray
And blew me away
We all went to Heaven First-Class



Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: allegory, analogy,

Died Being A Miner and More

Died Being A Miner

Ate great chowder in crowded diner;
Then we had sailed on a lovely liner;
Life would end;
To heaven send;
He did die digging coal being a miner.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: lust,

Irish Missed

Three Irish angels were sipping their tea
Discussing the sinners that they could see
"That one's a menace
That one drinks Guinness
And that colleen is heaven for three!"


Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: lovelove,

Unspeakable Love

Just what is unspeakable love?
Is it love sent from heaven above?
With its prefix of “un,”
is this love then just one
I’m simply not able to speak OF? 


For Adeleke Adeite's Contest:
Unspeakable Love (Limerick)


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: golf,

Legacy of Arnold Palmer Limerick

Legacy of Arnold Palmer

What a great golfer he had been
At or below par hitting ball in
Always something about Arnold Palmer
You played more steady and were calmer
On day in heaven will see him again.

Jim Horn


Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: jobs, life,

The New Job

The New Job
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012


He started his job at six,
He was ready to enter the mix.
He lost it as seven,
Not his view of heaven,
So now it is back to the sticks.



Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny

Lawyer Limerick

There once was a lawyer sent to heaven
Given the best room a saint ever lived in
When I asked StPete why
He answered me quite sly
“That’s the first lawyer we’ve ever been given.”


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: inspiration,

Great Resilience



Stuff lurks down deep, from past experience Heaven knows I'm known for great resilience When moments of panic Turn me absolutely frantic I rely on rhymes, mysterious and sapience


Poem Details | by Nancy Jones |
Categories: anti bullying,

Husbands are in Heaven whose Wives Scold Not

There once was a wife who scolded
All her notes to her hubby were bolded
He weathered her nagginess
Owned his inner fagginess
Worked out fineIs that too cold, Ed?


Poem Details | by SYLVIA Coulstock |
Categories: funnyold, old,

Heaven Sent

There was once an old girl called Flo
On her death asked to go below.
See, she had this trick,
To try to convert old Nick,
But he told her where to go!


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: clothes, humor, mystery, sexy, silly, words,

Have You Ever Imagined A Girl Without Her Clothes On

He dreamed of her without her clothes
Her panties and bra let’s lose those
With her high heels gone
Let’s not dwell upon
Why he had them on heaven knows


Poem Details | by Archana Garg |
Categories: dream, husband, life, wife,

Husbands Are in Heaven Whose Wives Scold Not

All night I dream of life without wife,
Peaceful and heavenly, without any strife
No scolding, no nagging,
Like ‘sake’ I’m having.
Alas! Its morning and gone my life.

Dt 23/02/14


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: writing,

A LONG Night


Poor Barbara was up most of the night
A limerick she was trying to write
Wrote more than eleven
They stunk to high heaven
By morning she still hadn't seen the light



Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: food,

Lake Notashebun


I can fish on Lake Notashebun 
in September for pike: 'Great Northern.'  
Known as 'Esox lucius,' 
it's so delicious 
breaded and deep fried lakeside; that's heaven.


Poem Details | by Jaycee Cervenka |
Categories: funny, humor, lust,

Heavenly Lust

Heaven has an extremely large bust
That drives mortal men wild with Lust
But when the girls are free
They drop to her knees
Under-wire support is a must.


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Sponsored by Catie Lindsey


Poem Details | by Martin Kloess |
Categories: funny, humor, kiss, love, memory,

Do You Remember Where You Fell In Love

Took heaven to help me to see
That with her I wanted to be
I first felt love’s glow
And this I still know
We kissed under coconut tree


Poem Details | by Aron Jacob |
Categories: marriage,

Husbands in Heaven

A man stands no chance with a woman,
With red eyes she schemes in a coven,
     So scolded or not,
     If he wants a shot,
He'll be better off with a husband.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: fun,

A Bikini Ballet



Once knew this sweetie from Malibu Sure trade places with her, wouldn't you Sun and sand every day Girls doing a bikini ballet Died and gone to Heaven, merci beaucoup © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by bulinya martins |
Categories: allegory

after the argument in heaven

after the argument in heaven
consent shall be given
for everyone to move
to move below or above
then gifts shall be eleven


Poem Details | by Adrienne Brown |
Categories: people, boy,

Boy Named Devin

there once was a boy named Devin
he appears to be at the age of seven
he loves to skate
and use his hair rake
for him, food is like heaven


Poem Details | by John Smith |
Categories: girlfriend-boyfriend, heaven, heaven,

Heaven Sent


I once thought you had been heaven sent, 
but now you bring all this mad ferment 
Your crazy emotions 
and endless commotions 
tell me we were never heaven meant.


Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: humorous,

Luck and Heaven

If I am in Luck, Heaven is near Showered and waxed,good atmosphere Dressed to kill or should say thrill His libido has gone downhill Viagra worked, gave a thankful cheer
Penned May 21 2015