Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
spring,
In spring time fresh flowers are rising
New lambs in the fields – not surprising
In every hedgerow and tree
Lush beauty will surround me
It’s heaven; there is no disguising
02~16~15
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Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
friendship, happiness,
Happy Birthday to this awesome THREE:
to Frank, Kashinath, and P.D.
Those born this day SEVEN
have blessings of Heaven
in wit, charm and poetry!
Resurrecting this oldie for the contest of PD:
You three guys are tops with me!
Poem Details | by
Kim Van Breda |
Categories:
humor, poets, tribute,
oh what a wonderful group we make
as we pen our poems and take a break
our traits range from weird to strange
in all probability certifiably deranged
leaving legacies of genius in our wake
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Died Being A Miner
Ate great chowder in crowded diner;
Then we had sailed on a lovely liner;
Life would end;
To heaven send;
He did die digging coal being a miner.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
fun, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, smile,
My husband is four foot seven
I stand at six foot eleven
everything is cool
he has a step stool
it’s called the Stairway to Heaven
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
lust,
Three Irish angels were sipping their tea
Discussing the sinners that they could see
"That one's a menace
That one drinks Guinness
And that colleen is heaven for three!"
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
heaven, jobs, joy, tribute, work,
Seeing aisles of messy shelves
Before a shopper even delves
Is a horrible curse
Which Whole Foods can reverse
With stockers who were Santa's elves
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
lovelove,
Just what is unspeakable love?
Is it love sent from heaven above?
With its prefix of “un,”
is this love then just one
I’m simply not able to speak OF?
For Adeleke Adeite's Contest:
Unspeakable Love (Limerick)
Poem Details | by
Joe Flach |
Categories:
funny
There once was a lawyer sent to heaven
Given the best room a saint ever lived in
When I asked StPete why
He answered me quite sly
“That’s the first lawyer we’ve ever been given.”
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
golf,
Legacy of Arnold Palmer
What a great golfer he had been
At or below par hitting ball in
Always something about Arnold Palmer
You played more steady and were calmer
On day in heaven will see him again.
Jim Horn
Poem Details | by
Nancy Jones |
Categories:
anti bullying,
There once was a wife who scolded
All her notes to her hubby were bolded
He weathered her nagginess
Owned his inner fagginess
Worked out fineIs that too cold, Ed?
Poem Details | by
James Horn |
Categories:
allegory, analogy,
Church Be Rid Of
They died and went to heaven above;
Where each one can enjoy God's love;
Was such a scare;
Bullets everywhere;
Church decided to destroy and are rid of.
Poem Details | by
Sylvia Coulstock |
Categories:
funnyold, old,
There was once an old girl called Flo
On her death asked to go below.
See, she had this trick,
To try to convert old Nick,
But he told her where to go!
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
clothes, humor, mystery, sexy, silly, words,
He dreamed of her without her clothes
Her panties and bra let’s lose those
With her high heels gone
Let’s not dwell upon
Why he had them on heaven knows
Poem Details | by
Archana Garg |
Categories:
dream, husband, life, wife,
All night I dream of life without wife,
Peaceful and heavenly, without any strife
No scolding, no nagging,
Like ‘sake’ I’m having.
Alas! Its morning and gone my life.
Dt 23/02/14
Poem Details | by
Drjim Martin |
Categories:
jobs, life,
The New Job
DrJames EMartin
©December, 2012
He started his job at six,
He was ready to enter the mix.
He lost it as seven,
Not his view of heaven,
So now it is back to the sticks.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
inspiration,
Stuff lurks down deep, from past experience
Heaven knows I'm known for great resilience
When moments of panic
Turn me absolutely frantic
I rely on rhymes, mysterious and sapience
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
writing,
Poor Barbara was up most of the night
A limerick she was trying to write
Wrote more than eleven
They stunk to high heaven
By morning she still hadn't seen the light
Poem Details | by
Joseph May |
Categories:
funny,
There once was a poet named Dwight
Who died while writing one night
To heaven he went
But back he was sent
Until he got all his rhymes right
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* You only live once, but if you do it right once is enough * - Mae West --
Poem Details | by
John Smith |
Categories:
food,
I can fish on Lake Notashebun
in September for pike: 'Great Northern.'
Known as 'Esox lucius,'
it's so delicious
breaded and deep fried lakeside; that's heaven.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
fun,
Once knew this sweetie from Malibu
Sure trade places with her, wouldn't you
Sun and sand every day
Girls doing a bikini ballet
Died and gone to Heaven, merci beaucoup
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jaycee Cervenka |
Categories:
funny, humor, lust,
Heaven has an extremely large bust
That drives mortal men wild with Lust
But when the girls are free
They drop to her knees
Under-wire support is a must.
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Sponsored by Catie Lindsey
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
funny, humor, kiss, love, memory,
Took heaven to help me to see
That with her I wanted to be
I first felt love’s glow
And this I still know
We kissed under coconut tree
Poem Details | by
Aron Jacob |
Categories:
marriage,
A man stands no chance with a woman,
With red eyes she schemes in a coven,
So scolded or not,
If he wants a shot,
He'll be better off with a husband.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
city, funny, humor, humorous, places, sky, smile,
once a parrot named kevin
wanted to go to heaven
so he flew and flew
but when out of view
was forced to land in akron.