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Limerick Poems About Grandmother
Poem Details | by
Erik Savage |
Categories:
grandmother, nonsense, silly,
My grandmother lost her glass eye
She sneezed when she breathed in a fly
As her eyeball flew by
She exclaimed my oh my
My glass eye has learned how to fly
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
beach, funny, giggle, grandmother, happy birthday, humor, humorous,
To the lake to the lake,
Fish to fry clams to bake.
This has been grandmother's cry
Now on birthdays she brings rye,
If just once she'd bring a cake.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
drink, farm, grandmother, horse,
Grandma Gertie knocked back more than a few
When, of a sudden, she heard herself 'moo' --
I can hold my liquor!
She burped, and then snickered --
She 'neighed' ~ Off to the factory for glue
Poem Details | by
PAT Adams |
Categories:
boy, grandmother, humorous, innocence,
"How old are you Granny?", her grandson wants to know
Said with a yet to be learned, decorum to show
She said, "Thirty and holding!",
With a smile and not scolding
He asked, "How old would you be then, if you let go?"
Poem Details | by
PAT Adams |
Categories:
grandfather, grandmother, word play,
Pa could not bend over to the stove like he should
The wood is too heavy for Ma is understood
To ease this plight
And make it right
Mama bent over after Papa got wood!
Poem Details | by
Kaveesha Ruwindi |
Categories:
celebrity, grandmother, grandson,
Once was a celeb’s old Granny:
She bragged ‘bout her little sonny.
He asked her to stop:
It’s better to hop,
Than to make yourself a ninny
08/24/2018
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
grandmother, perspective, planet,
The thought of life on another planet
Held no appeal for Grandma Janet
But the COVID lockdown
Made Grandma fret and frown
Masks banned there? ~ I think I can stand it
Poem Details | by
G. Jay |
Categories:
funny, grandmother,
Opening the nesting doll was an ache
Overturning it and began to shake
Was all full of dirt
Got all over my shirt
It was the urn of grandma, my mistake
Poem Details | by
Eve Roper |
Categories:
grandmother,
There's a grandma who just wears Just My Size
Her teenybopper cloths catches shock eyes
As she walks in sassy heels.
In hot pink spots wear she reels
She's so cute, whispers when she exercise.
12/24/2020