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Limerick Poems About Baseball | Baseball Limerick Poems
Poem Details | by Duke Beaufort |
Categories: abuse, baseball, basketball, bullying, culture, golf, hockey,

hawkers

Hyperbole is a sports cast
Announcers have egos so vast
My ears must have rest
From this lambasting pest
Collection of morons amassed


Author's note: Is it getting worse, or is it just me?

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Poem Details | by Timothy Hicks |
Categories: baseball, september, sports,

Sleepy Sport

In our heads the season was far from over
so we played a game in late September.
He said, "before the sun sets
can we not take a rest?"
"But we already are, this is baseball remember?"


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: life,

Life's Like A Baseball Game



Don't know if you've noticed but life is like a baseball game You start out as a rookie, then get through the middle frames You start to notice the signs It's the bottom of the ninth Seems like a quick game but hope for extra innings remains


Poem Details | by Chaim Wilson |
Categories: april, baseball, winter,

Oh To Hear 'Play Ball'

Baseball is on my mind more,
When frigid winds freeze to the core,
Opening day,
Seems eons away,
Snow shovels strike out, wood bats score!



Poem Details | by Tim Smith |
Categories: baseball, celebration, firework, freedom,

Independence Day

Come let's celebrate the fourth of July
With baseball, hot dogs, and Mom's apple pie
We're sure to ignite
Fireworks at night
So head on over, we'll light up the sky


Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: loss, sports

THE DISAPPOINTED BASEBALL PLAYER

Not all my hits are home runs,
many of them miss the bat;
specators respond with boos...
right there I expect to lose,
and getting angry, I toss my cap.


Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: baseball,

Opening 2013

Opening day is finally here
fans will be drinking most of the beer
Red Sox and Yankees will meet
that game should be a real treat
you’ll see how rookies deal with the fear


Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: funny

Ace in the Hell

God said, " Baseball  between us sounds swell"!

Satan replied, "Your team, just will not, do well"!

        "I know Mantle and Ruth play for you

         but there ain't a whole lot, they can do

cause  the Umpires, are all down here, in Hell"!



Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

Stealing Home



A memory I'll NEVER forget, by crikey Jackie stealing home, my hero almighty Eleven at the time Baseball's ultimate crime Forever and always etched in my psyche (With the old Montreal Royals of the International League in 1946)


Poem Details | by Robert Heemstra |
Categories: baseball, sports,

So this is Golf

wait a minute this isn’t baseball
I won't be able to hit that ball
bigger than marble 
unpredictable
in hole it will fall
I'll swing in that hole the ball will fall


Poem Details | by John Monteblanco |
Categories: education, passion

Career Dreams

I always wanted to be a baseball player for the New York Mets
But I never wanted to try my best so I just looked like a hopeless stem
One day I'll show them all
I'ma be the only one standing tall
As for the dreams that can be obtained right now, I'm going full force at them.


Poem Details | by Sandy Ivy D |
Categories: funny,

Sympathy

 I knew a man with a sailors hat
Fat and chubby, smelled like a rat
         kissed him out of stupidity,
         now he's down on one knee,
Somebody give me a baseball bat!

6-4-12
         


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

World Champs



Spring training is starting way down south This is the year, “Go Blue Jays” we'll shout All the way to the Series World Champs my dearies Finally since 1992, a big celebration we'll flout


Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: sports

Mariner Fan

We're glad the baseball season is over.
For Mariner fans, no fields of clover.
Won half as many as we lost.
Tickets too high at half the cost.
Next season look for a big makeover.






For Linda-Marie's Sport  Limerick contest  won #4


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: silly,

Fairies And Gnomes



In the land of fairies and gnomes Was a gnome often seen on the phone An up to date fairy With armpits quite hairy Like all baseball players was spit prone © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

Jose, Edwin, And Josh



José, Edwin, and Josh are ready to claim the crown Best team in baseball, they'll become renowned Onward and upward No stopping this herd Forget the Yanks and Red Sox in their pretty ball gowns


Poem Details | by reay mackay |
Categories: baseball,

Fishy baseball

A catcher with much on his mind
approaches and asks are you blind?
control is the issue
and these are the Fish who
embody the worst of mankind.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

The Jays Are In Flight



A baseball fanatic, I am, I am Blue Jays are in flight, holy hot damn Bautista and crew The ball they tattoo Winners down to the very last man © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

This Epic Battle



Texas is renowned for cowboys and cattle And riding bareback without any saddle Not winning ball teams But inevitably it seems Hopefully the Jays will win this epic battle © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

It's The Jays All The Way



Can't wait for baseball to start up again The Blue Jays are favoured to clean up AMEN They're certainly due Since nineteen ninety-two Our tongues hang out while cheering for them © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

It Still Can Amaze



Bird's of a feather, Carol's Cards and Jack's Jays What better way to end these October days One team did win One took it on the chin That's baseball, it ain't perfect but it can still amaze © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

Year Of The Jays



It's two thousand sixteen, the year of the Jays World Series Champs can't wait for that day It's been a long wait Worth the wait for that date World Series champs and Toronto celebrates (For Tim) © Jack Ellison 2016


Poem Details | by Tom Wright |
Categories: baseball, song,

Seventh Inning Streach

Seventh Inning Stretch Limerick Written: by Tom Wright 6-30-2016 I once knew a man, first name Harry, A “Cubbie” fan, last name was Carey He sang at each Cub game, When the 7th inning came, And was never mistaken for a canary; “Take me out to the ball game”


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: baseball,

Bird's Of A Feather



Bird's of a feather, Carol's Cards and Jack's Jays What better way to end these October days One team did win One took it on the chin That's baseball, it ain't perfect but it can still amaze © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Tom Quigley |
Categories: baseball, memory, sports, time,

Raul Mondesi, Jr

Raul Mondesi is back from wherever he’d been hid
Storming into the Big Leagues and making another bid
But he played over a decade ago
Guess for me time hasn’t gone slow
And the rising star this year is Mondesi’s kid

3/31/16