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Writing limericks is a fine art Yes I write about poop or a fart If you show me someone Who has NOT dropped a ‘bomb’ then from poetry soup I’ll depart! Inspired by Lim'rik flat's poem 'Collaboration can be fun' 06-18-17

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Viv Wigley

Date: 6/19/2017 12:30:00 AM

Yes, Jan, I always write poetry with a window open.... fun write, keep us gassing. Viv x

Jan Allison
Date: 6/19/2017 3:08:00 PM

ha ha ha me too Mr Viv of course I am well know for writing poop poems or is that poetry about poop I'm not sure lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol B.

Date: 6/18/2017 9:07:00 PM

Lol keep them coming you're a hoot :) Thanks for the laugh Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/19/2017 3:08:00 PM

Thanks Carol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 6/18/2017 8:36:00 PM

You're here to stay!...Nice limerick Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 6/19/2017 3:09:00 PM

I sure am Jospeh and if folks don't like my poop they don't have to read but I am not taking any more harassing about it:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/18/2017 5:32:00 PM

hahaha. Good one!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/18/2017 5:41:00 PM

You know me I can't resist writing the odd poop poem - you know something Andrea, I may have told you before but my Auntie Jean is a member of Mensa and she writes or wrote poems many of them with a lavatorial sense of humour, her brother Norman also wrote in a similar style so I guess I'm a chip off the old block lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arturo Michael

Date: 6/18/2017 5:16:00 PM

Strong words my friend. I like your style. You can get down on it like anyone else...

Jan Allison
Date: 6/18/2017 5:20:00 PM

In the past I've been criticised for my simple style and for writing poems about poop and you know what, it just inspires me to write more!:-) If folks don't like it or me they don't have to read my work it's quite simple!:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 6/18/2017 4:59:00 PM

Write all the limericks you want, but don't fart in a restaurant, people will laugh, call you riffraff, even if you're a debutante

Jan Allison
Date: 6/18/2017 5:01:00 PM

ha ha ha Daniel you are on a roll - you need to post that on Lim'rik flat's page and get it on the collaboration ha ha ha its funny!:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud

Date: 6/18/2017 4:35:00 PM

lol... you really are a master of this form, jan.. i have run out of limericks but my pooping continues... huggs

Lim'Rik Flats
Date: 6/18/2017 6:41:00 PM

:-) Glad to hear that!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/18/2017 4:39:00 PM

ha ha ha Nette I will continue to write about poop from time to time and if folks don't like it - simple they don't have to read it but if they think I'm stopping the answer is NO:-) hugs jan xx lol

Niall Fulham

Date: 6/18/2017 3:28:00 PM

Hi Jan ,very funny , better out than in :)))hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 6/18/2017 3:30:00 PM

Sure is Niall:-) Lim'rick flats is now doing a collaboration - do join in the fun if the muse is willing!:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/18/2017 1:35:00 PM

An older lady stood in the elevator. Inn came a young scented lady. The old lady said, "Ralph Lauren ... 800 pounds per drop". The elevator stops on the next floor. A new young scented lady came in. She turned to the other lady and said, "Chanel, 1500 pounds per drop". In the next floor, the old lady was going off. Before she got out of the elevator, she let go of gas. Turned to the scented ladies and said, "Beans on sale ... 9 pounds for a whole package :))))

Jan Allison
Date: 6/18/2017 2:05:00 PM

ha ha ha that is hilarious :-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/18/2017 1:18:00 PM

- Guilty ... air in the stomach hurts :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)))

Jan Allison
Date: 6/18/2017 1:27:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 6/18/2017 11:13:00 AM

It won't win a Nobel prize//but you didn't plagiarize//Your poop is unique//(NO, I DID NOT PEEK!)//We won't even talk about size;-) Happy day and huggersnickers! ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 6/18/2017 11:15:00 AM

ha ha ha - you need to add that somewhere too lol lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/18/2017 10:43:00 AM

Even on Dancing With The Stars? Did you see...lol! It was a graceful one.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/18/2017 10:44:00 AM

ha ha ha no I don't watch reality tv programmes Kim but I am sure I could find that clip on You Tube lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx