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Winter Woody

There was an old man in the nude, His wife was a bit of a prude, As winter got chilly, He played with his willy, And asked if she’d rather be screwed. For Andrea’s contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 7/12/2012 3:22:00 PM
Very, very funny! Terry
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Date: 6/17/2012 9:30:00 AM
Congrats you silly goose.
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Date: 6/11/2012 7:32:00 AM
never hurts to ask. Congratulations on your win.
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Date: 6/10/2012 7:25:00 AM
Good one Jack!Congrats on your win!!
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Date: 6/9/2012 12:27:00 PM
Jack, Love this limerick!! Funny stuff....Congrats....Tanya
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Date: 6/9/2012 11:44:00 AM
Congrats, Jack. Excellent. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 6/9/2012 7:10:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Andrea's "Limerick" contest Jack. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/9/2012 7:03:00 AM
Jack congrats on your win..David
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Date: 6/9/2012 5:28:00 AM
Congratulations on a fine limerick xx
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Date: 6/9/2012 12:38:00 AM
Nothing subtle about this one, Jack! But I loved the rhyme, meter and content. Just how a limerick is done! Congratulations.
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Date: 6/7/2012 8:04:00 AM
always fun with words are u Jack my friend.. the visual is awesome.. dialogue terrific... good way to start the beach day with a smile luv.. how are u feeling now?? we are all fantastic..
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Date: 6/7/2012 3:46:00 AM
Funny one Jack.....like it a lot. - Have a lovely day. - oxox Anne-Lise
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Date: 6/4/2012 12:15:00 PM
That is a interesting one..I hope that he is very careful with the chopper..Thanks for stopping by..Your presence at my work was uplifting..Sara
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Date: 6/4/2012 11:50:00 AM
Very funny... when I read this, I wonder how you pronounce your last name... ;-)) Terry
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Date: 6/4/2012 11:19:00 AM
Oh yea I like this lol nice title <3
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