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MANY THANKS TO JUDY KONOS FOR SENDING ME THIS PIC TO INSPIRE ME AND FOR THE MANY COMMENTS ON THE FIRST POEM - 'WELL WORTH WAITING IN ' FOR SOME REASON IT WAS VERY POPULAR!!!

Eric’s revitalised me and my home Over his body my fingers would roam He’s great at fixing and gluing Expert at banging and screwing I’m so happy that I sparkle like chrome All my friends are pretty jealous of me They ring with jobs asking ‘Is Eric free’… He may be a handy man But he belongs to me Jan If he’s home late he gets the third degree! 09~03~16 WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON My goodness, Jan! Why are you being so greedy? You should share Eric with friends who are needy You can't stake a claim On the heat of his flame Eric's hot and we all want a share of that sweetie. WRITTEN BY LIN LANE I race in my chair, scoop up Eric And off we both go, and I kick His helmet aside I then smile wide Darren's house will soon look pretty slick WRITTEN BY DARREN WHITE Jan asked me to work on her walls, Quite simply because I am tall, But my balance was poor, Almost fell to the floor, Good job that she was holding my legs THIS CHEEKY LITTLE NUMBER WAS WRITTEN BY VIV WIGLEY Hi, I just got your number from Jan Get back with me as fast as you can My house is an awful sight It could probably take all night You never know what else I may plan WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y A plasterer is just what I need Take your time Eric don't speed Am watching your butt move Like melons in a groove A cold shower is needed full speed WRITTEN BY SEREN ROBERTS I better go stop up my sink Then I'll change into something pink When he gets on his back I'll rub that six pack And tell him what I really think. WRITTEN BY DANIEL TURNER Mouth has become bigger and bigger And thinks he is pretty like Trigger Really has case of low self-esteem Only for self is such a great dream Rest of him will have to go figure. WRITTEN BY JAMES HORN I remember that man known as Eric He does make your life so atmospheric The one who can fix anything Never let him make your heart sing Because he has a lover named Derek. WRITTEN BY VLADISLAV RAVEN I heard rumors this hunk is a Monk. That theory I hereby debunk. Once at a party we tippled. Eric, he wriggled and rippled while I played with his elephant's trunk! WRITTEN BY H PENELOPE SWIFTLOCK Talk talk talk is all that I hear Don't be shy there's nothing to fear Fix it I will No need to shrill I lost my shirt I must go bare. WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH Now ladies to be fair to me, Please consider me on my knee, I have a six pack in the fridge, And a beer belly like a bridge, Built for comfort and speed you see. This latest craze about six pack Eric, Is only temporarily magnetic, An insult to real men alike, Leave and get on your bike, You make the beer belly men hysteric. BOTH POEMS WRITTEN BY MARK PAUL VAN DER MERWE When Eric came down with the flu There was nothing much he could do So when Jan's car wouldn't start I rushed over with the part And I gave her a tune up too WRITTEN BY JOSEPH MAY And now Jan is dressing quite spiffy But thoughts of her leaving, quite iffy Cause while she’s at work His tool goes berserk Which means he’ll be HERE in a jiffy! WRITTEN BY NICOLA BYRNE IF ANYONE IS TEMPTED TO WRITE A LIMERICK AND MAKE IT INTO A COLLABORATION FEEL FREE!!!

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Maurice Yvonne

Date: 9/6/2016 10:43:00 AM

If only Eric had a willy as interesting as his body he named it tiny did so appropriately. Now some might think I'm jealous...not true when it comes to sex I'm zealous. Excellent collab every poet did an amazing job. A huge 7 for everyone (no pun intended).

Jan Allison
Date: 9/8/2016 1:34:00 AM

Ha ha ha love that comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 9/4/2016 7:07:00 PM

Hey, I was trying to keep it clean!!! there are a lot of words that rhyme with BACK

Jan Allison
Date: 9/5/2016 2:44:00 AM

LOL Daniel and Tim ... I don't think Viv could find a suitable word to rhyme with walls lol:-)hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith
Date: 9/4/2016 7:12:00 PM

That the fact jack :)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/4/2016 12:54:00 PM

Jan, my friend, YOU ROCK. With all these collaborations and I am so damn busy, I have not even tried one yet. I will try . I will try. Just let me think during library!!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2016 1:51:00 PM

Oh JUDY is responsilbe for this one Andrea - I mean how could I resist continuing the story of Eric lol. The best thing for me with the recent collaborations is that people are writing a limerick for the first time - that has made my day and I will continue to do collabs when the poem is right - it it's inspired by but not for a contest then so be it :-) hugs Jan xx

James Horn

Date: 9/4/2016 6:17:00 AM

Mouth has become bigger and bigger And thinks he is pretty like Trigger Really has case of low self-esteem Only for self is such a great dream Rest of him will have to go figure.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2016 1:56:00 PM

Thanks Jim:-) hugs Jan xx

Seren Roberts

Date: 9/4/2016 5:08:00 AM

Hi Jan once more some brilliant limericks...Glad to be able to offer my small rendering...Seren

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2016 1:52:00 PM

Your poem was fabulous Seren:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 9/4/2016 2:41:00 AM

These were so much fun to read. I laughed myself silly you guys. Thank you for the cheer. These were all great! : ) 7

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2016 1:52:00 PM

Do join in the fun if you have time Connie:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 9/3/2016 10:47:00 PM

I better go stop up my sink...then I'll change into something pink...when he gets on his back... I'll rub that six pack...and tell him what I really think. Fishbait!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2016 1:53:00 PM

ha ha ha FABULOUS Daniel will add it now:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 9/3/2016 8:17:00 PM

Talk talk talk is all that I hear....don't be shy there's nothing to fear...fix it I will....no need to shrill....I lost my shirt I must go bare.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/4/2016 1:53:00 PM

soup mail:-) hugs Jan xx

Carole Duet

Date: 9/3/2016 6:16:00 PM

Hi Jan! I enjoyed this so much. How do you collaborate with someone on a poem?

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 6:19:00 PM

The easiest way to start off is to soup mail someone Carole:-) hugs Jan xx Have fun when you decide to dip your toe in the water:-):-)

Indiana Shaw

Date: 9/3/2016 5:28:00 PM

"Cor" he's a bit of a "Corker" - And I hear he's a good worker - Stood over your bed creating dust - A good shake of the duvet is now a must - and you know what they say a bed just made - over here lad - you are just about to get laid . . . ; )

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 6:12:00 PM

If tweaked it would make a great limerick!:-) hugs Jan xx

Indiana Shaw
Date: 9/3/2016 6:09:00 PM

It's ok "Jan" it is not add to the limerick - just my "Couplet" comment to it all . . . ; )

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 5:31:00 PM

lol Indiana:-) I'll soup mail you:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 9/3/2016 5:00:00 PM

Jan, those sure are some great limericks, I am so bad at limericks or I would join ~

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 5:02:00 PM

Constance - if inspiration hits then do mail me:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 9/3/2016 3:26:00 PM

- You are quick, Jan ................. already in the bed room .... :))) - Hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 3:32:00 PM

ha ha ha - I am innocent lol - its Judy who found the pic - all I did was the poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith

Date: 9/3/2016 2:19:00 PM

No thanks...

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 2:20:00 PM

Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 9/3/2016 1:03:00 PM

Hi Jan, I'm so ready to join the fun. But where is Eric? I don't see him:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 3:24:00 PM

Thanks for the limerick Alexis it is awesome:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.
Date: 9/3/2016 3:13:00 PM

Oh there he is..What were you hiding for? You have nothing to be shy for:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 1:55:00 PM

I've re posted the pic now Alexis - hope you can see the lovely Eric:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 1:45:00 PM

I can see him on my page!!!! Oh do I have to share lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 9/3/2016 12:07:00 PM

JAN! Get yourself back here and share Eric with all of us! You can't keep him to yourself forever. lol

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 2:17:00 PM

LOL:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 9/3/2016 2:10:00 PM

Shy? ummm... I doubt that

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 1:56:00 PM

Sorry he's a bit shy - it would appear only I could see his pic - have re posted it so I can share him with you all:-) hugs Jan xx

Mama Bear

Date: 9/3/2016 9:20:00 AM

Where is the photo? Eric is getting to be a star He may get his own bunch of followers Hunky devil Hope he stays faithful LOL Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 1:57:00 PM

I've re posted the pic Mama Bear - I think Eric is just being a bit camera shy:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White
Date: 9/3/2016 9:34:00 AM

Let's give it a try: I race in my chair, scoop up Eric And off we both go, and I kick His helmet aside I then smile wide Darrens house will soon look pretty slick

Darren White

Date: 9/3/2016 9:01:00 AM

Ahahaha, well, wait till he sees me! ;-) I LOVE this! Thanks for part 2 \o/

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 1:57:00 PM

Thanks Darren so sorry you couldn't see the pic - have reposted it now .... enjoy:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White
Date: 9/3/2016 11:59:00 AM

Dang!!! I have a hard time maneuvering around this site! The remark above belonged here, an attempt to a limerick: I race in my chair, scoop up Eric... And off we both go, and I kick... His helmet aside... I then smile wide... Darrens house will soon look pretty slick...

Judy Konos

Date: 9/3/2016 8:46:00 AM

Thanks for the mention! Yes when he has completed your project please let us know!Cheers!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/3/2016 8:47:00 AM

ha ha ha I think my house would NEVER be finished lol:-) hugs Jan xx