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Trick Or (You Know)

I'm off to find me something sweet A yummy, juicy Halloween treat I've learned to follow my nose No matter where it goes My feet might smell, but smell with my feet? I'll trick or treat and finish my task While wearing a scary Halloween mask The scariest of them all No! not my mother-in-law I'll tell you now before you can ask If candy were money I would be rich I'll satisfy my Halloween itch And that thing I said before? I can't stand it anymore My mother-in-law, is truly a witch

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 11/29/2010 4:36:00 AM
Congratulations Larry on your win in John Freeman's "Halloween Limerick Contest". Love, Carol
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Date: 11/26/2010 11:29:00 AM
Many congrats Larry on another funny Limerick and it's fine win in John's contest >> James
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Date: 11/25/2010 11:31:00 AM
congrats on your win Larry with this humorous entry
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Date: 11/25/2010 11:24:00 AM
Congratulations Larry and condolences once more to your poor maligned mother-in-law. Love Joyce
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Date: 11/25/2010 4:28:00 AM
very funny Larry...great limerick punch line..still smilin' congratulations to you!
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Date: 11/25/2010 4:00:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in John's contest..Sara
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Date: 11/24/2010 9:29:00 PM
Oh, Larry, you are really asking for trouble by putting such things out where she might be able to read them...even if true. (lol) Congrats on a very clever write and deserved win. Dan C
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Date: 11/24/2010 9:04:00 PM
Larry....Congrats on notching up big win in the contest........ Happy Thanksgiving.....Luv/Best wishes.....Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 11/24/2010 8:13:00 PM
Congrats Larry on your big win in John's contest with this cool Limerick my friend.. enjoy another big win with luv..
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Date: 11/24/2010 2:54:00 PM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, larry
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Date: 11/24/2010 2:53:00 PM
LOL I'm glad she has a sense of humor, Larry. Great limerick series. Congratulations on your win in John's contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/24/2010 2:12:00 PM
Hey, you are up to form as usual on your humor. Glad I got to see this from going thru the winner's list. Congrats to you, Larry.
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Date: 11/24/2010 1:53:00 PM
Congratulations Larry on your poem's worthy third place, And happy thanksgiving. Agape, Moses
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Date: 10/29/2010 10:05:00 AM
Outstanding, Larry. Enjoyed. Ralph
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Date: 10/28/2010 7:43:00 AM
Type error Larry, my friend, last stanza, "sastify" Agape, Moses
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Date: 10/27/2010 9:17:00 PM
cute one Larry ( tho why your wife doesn't strangle you I don't know) , good luck in the contest
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