Toothache

When your tooth aches, life just is no good. There's some aches that can't be withstood. Stubbed toes I can handle They don't hold a candle To the pain that doth test my manhood. The unmistakable look on my face Like I swallowed the whole can of mace And I can't be for certain Exactly which tooth is hurtin' Please pull them ALL out, just in case. Dental hygiene is good and deserves All the praise for the teeth it preserves. But when it starts to slip, Pass the Polident Dentu-Grip. The great thing about dentures...no nerves!