Three Groups of Jeans
My jeans are all piled into three groups
From thin to as wide as hoola-hoops
Diets are such tedium
Finally back at medium
Efforts to get there would shock our troops
With nineteen pounds lost in just six weeks
I’m once again proud of my rear cheeks
I can credit V-8 juice
For help making my jeans loose
Thin jeans require costlier techniques
*Entry for Nette Onclaud’s “It’s in the Jeans” contest
By Carolyn Devonshire
June 10, 2011
Copyright © Carolyn Devonshire | Year Posted 2011
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