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The Poet's Five O'Clock Shadow

A poet once went without shaving About his beard no one was raving They all screamed, “Fecal stuff, from Cooties in the buff!” Went after him with razors waving!

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Date: 8/19/2017 8:38:00 PM
oh MY, you do have a talent for this kind of poetry. Awesome.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/19/2017 8:47:00 PM
Thanks again, Andrea.
Date: 8/19/2017 5:28:00 PM
Love it, Dale, and the end rhymes too. I write limericks too but I find them difficult. Thanks for stopping by. / M
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/19/2017 5:29:00 PM
Thanks, Maurice.
Date: 8/17/2017 7:38:00 AM
Very beautifully written, Dale.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/17/2017 8:21:00 AM
Thank you, sir.
Date: 8/16/2017 2:23:00 PM
A good one, Dale! LOL! Janice
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/16/2017 3:02:00 PM
Thanks, Janice.
Date: 8/16/2017 12:49:00 PM
Cute n funny. Enjoyed. Ha-Ha-Ha
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/16/2017 12:54:00 PM
Thanks, Anisha.
Date: 8/15/2017 6:07:00 PM
Dale, fun limerick..yes, the word is threshold ..oops..fixed it now. Thanks for letting me know. Sorry the soup mail was not working.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/15/2017 6:10:00 PM
Thanks, BW!
Date: 8/15/2017 8:01:00 AM
Very funny! Can visualize that last scene! Those beards sometimes a mess, but then we think of the romantic classic - The Ghost and Mrs. Muir...ahhhh
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/15/2017 8:48:00 AM
Thanks, Kim.
Date: 8/14/2017 9:27:00 PM
Wow, that had to be one scruffy beard, Maybe even worse than mine!! Great funny poem, great rhyme all the time! rPAT
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/15/2017 7:28:00 AM
Thanks, RPat!
Date: 8/14/2017 9:27:00 PM
hehe, vicious crowd!
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Date: 8/14/2017 7:29:00 PM
I am a little gruffy today. I wonder if it was the groundhog that opened his big mouth.
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/14/2017 7:33:00 PM
No, he didn't mention you at all. I guess you're off the hook.
Date: 8/14/2017 6:28:00 PM
ha ha ha what imagery Dale ... it's after 5 oclock so Imam just off for a shave lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 8/15/2017 8:02:00 AM
LOL...Jan!! <3 Kim
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 8/14/2017 6:36:00 PM
Thanks, Jan!

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