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The Naked Truth -Bawdy Limerick

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There once was a woman called Callie Who loved having sex in the valley Out in the fresh air Her flesh she would bare ‘Twas better than in the back alley 03~30~17

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Roy Pett

Date: 4/1/2017 5:11:00 AM

Brilliant Limerick Jan, valley or alley chance would be a fine thing, I certainly must get out more! Roy, :))

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2017 12:37:00 AM

LOL Roy:-) hugs Jan xx

Maria Williams

Date: 3/31/2017 6:53:00 PM

Haha, Jan, great stuff. Yes sex in the valley, a better option any day. A7+

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2017 12:37:00 AM

Thanks Maria:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 3/31/2017 3:32:00 PM

Hi Jan, This is "bawdy" and hilarious. I saw Chris's and just I to see yours. Great job as always: -) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 4/2/2017 12:38:00 AM

You know me I can't resist this form and your follow up poem was great:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 3/31/2017 5:42:00 AM

Hilarious my friend, Jan! You are killing me! Haha! Love it and a 7! Hugs xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/31/2017 5:56:00 AM

Oh you better stop reading my poems Demetrios immediately !!! I can't face not having you around to bring your wisdom to soup:-) hugs Jan xx

White Wolf

Date: 3/31/2017 4:59:00 AM

Haha, That brought a smile upon my dial! Good stuff, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/31/2017 5:10:00 AM

Thanks so much White Wolf:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 3/30/2017 9:12:00 PM

There once was a fellow named Rick/ who went on a search for a chick/ He frolicked with Callie/ out there in the valley/ and so he got bit by a tick.

Agnes Krampe
Date: 3/31/2017 11:18:00 AM

just did ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/31/2017 5:13:00 AM

that is so funny Agnes you should post it!:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 3/30/2017 9:04:00 PM

...this is PISSA....WAY TO GO JAN...

Jan Allison
Date: 3/31/2017 5:13:00 AM

Cheers John:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 3/30/2017 8:54:00 PM

Definitely better! Thanks for the laugh.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/31/2017 5:13:00 AM

My pleasure to make you smile:-)hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 3/30/2017 7:15:00 PM

Your limericks always make me smile Jan. Tasteful, humorous...perfect! 7 ; )

Jan Allison
Date: 3/31/2017 5:18:00 AM

Thanks Connie I aim to make folks smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard D Seal

Date: 3/30/2017 5:18:00 PM

The first time I met her/ I met her in black/ all in black all in black/ I laid her de da de/ down the dark alley/ where nobody goes.... and so on. lol. Hi Jan your write reminded me of this song, one I not sung in many a long year. Is that Calliefornikatie by any chance. Take care, Richard.

Richard D Seal
Date: 3/30/2017 7:06:00 PM

Hahaha

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2017 5:41:00 PM

OMG I just read both versions of the song - definitely not one I've heard before lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2017 5:39:00 PM

ha ha ha Callie is just a name that rhymed with Valley and I must google the song I don't think its one I;m familiar with:-) Take care and have a lovely evening:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France

Date: 3/30/2017 4:51:00 PM

Jan, great limerick, Callie was very popular in the valley, I bet ~

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2017 4:53:00 PM

ha ha ha I think she was popular wherever she went lol:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 3/30/2017 3:48:00 PM

Ah Nature...I can see those peaks and valleys clearly. :) Funny Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2017 3:55:00 PM

ha ha ha love that clever comment Chris:-) :-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 3/30/2017 3:16:00 PM

another gem from you, jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2017 3:55:00 PM

Thanks Ilene:-) hugs jan xx

P L Ritz

Date: 3/30/2017 3:08:00 PM

Location, location, location! Love it.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2017 3:55:00 PM

ha ha thanks PL:-) hugs jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 3/30/2017 2:25:00 PM

Haha..Its always better in the fresh air..lol:)So sweet you are.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2017 2:53:00 PM

I'll take your word for it Charma lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

Seren Roberts

Date: 3/30/2017 1:57:00 PM

haha hope it wasnt a welsh valley .....Seren

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2017 2:49:00 PM

Yes it was a welsh valley ... I was thinking of you being in Wales when I wrote it lol:-)hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 3/30/2017 1:53:00 PM

Laid right there on some fluffy grass...waiting for all the boys to pass...the wind would blow... Callie would show...those gazing down her prickly azz

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2017 2:49:00 PM

ha ha ha that is hilarious:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/30/2017 1:35:00 PM

- Nude and sex out at this time of year ... too cold :) - She's going to be sick ... I'm waiting for the summer - sunshine on the butt :) - A great one, Jan :) - (I'm not so much on "soup" ... has got the flu ... a high fever ... but not sex outside yet :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/30/2017 2:52:00 PM

ha ha ha Anne Lise:-) I do hope you are feeling better soon:-) hugs Jan xx