The Hot Pink Galah

there once was a man from afar who stood and held forth at the bar but the tort he invoked was no more than a joke in defence of the hot pink galah now the judge who was wearing a wig when he heard this did dance him a jig for a poor constitution conveyed no solution in the case of the flight of the pig so the case was referred to the crown who replied with a quizzical frown how dare this galah make a pig fly so far i refer to the case of the clown but the clown at the back of the court said surely there's more of import than pigs and galahs who can fly through the bars when the judge is so easily bought galah: 1-gregarious australian pink and grey parrot notable for its often comical behaviour