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The Birds and the Bees

Anyone from LA to New York knows babies are not brought by the stork. It takes nine months gestation for a new generation. Didn’t you learn that in school you dork? Robert Pettit for Royal Trevino's The Birds and the Bees contest

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Don Johnson

Date: 2/17/2012 4:57:00 PM

funny man with funny words, stalkin storks but have you heard, our emu leaves em on the porch, lies of course:)

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 2/16/2012 6:46:00 PM

Robert, geesss... thank you for ruining about the stork,,, kidding... I like the dork ending... ha ha... good luck in the contest..pd

Russell Sivey

Date: 2/15/2012 10:54:00 PM

Ha ha, that last line twists everything! I enjoyed your write very much this evening! You should do well in Royal's contest! Great Work!!

Judy Ball

Date: 2/15/2012 8:38:00 PM

You tell em Robert. Cute one yet with a hidden message. A baby is a baby is a baby inside or outside the womb from the moment of conception, a living soul. Ask any woman who ever suffered a miscarriage, she will tell you she LOST A BABY WHO DIED BEFORE BIRTH. Great job my friend., God Bless, JB THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR KIND REVIEW OF MY LATEST POST.