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The Astonishing Disappearing Act

Proctologists need to write when A prescription's called for big ben But a doctor equipped With thermometer quipped An as_hole's walked off with my pen

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Te Indi

Date: 1/16/2014 10:24:00 PM

I love your writing style. Short and sweet, yet oh so clever. Makes me smile.

Delysia Hendricks

Date: 11/4/2013 2:35:00 PM

hahaha. Well done, King of Limericks. Thanks for the much-needed laugh. Licia ;-)

Debbie Duncan

Date: 10/5/2013 2:22:00 PM

Hello Duke, thank you for coming to read my words, I don't think I switched up here. It was his love that was left behind. ;} you have a blessed day, no matter what ;}

Robert Pettit

Date: 9/24/2013 7:41:00 AM

I agree with Anne. This is a very clever write.

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 9/18/2013 3:42:00 AM

I'm at a loss for words. For now, I'll just laugh! Love you, Duke! Always, Laura

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 9/16/2013 2:28:00 PM

hilarious Duke super limerick my side hurt from laughing Shadow x smile

Eileen Manassian

Date: 9/16/2013 12:26:00 PM

This is hiilarious, Duke! I had NO idea what I was getting into when I clicked on this. HA HA! Good one...So, I see you are the limerick king! Going to check out another one...Thanks for your post on my work! :)

Mustapha Mohammed

Date: 9/16/2013 5:51:00 AM

I got a good smile out of this one Duke. Wonderful stuff from the master of limericks.

Jack Ellison

Date: 9/15/2013 7:29:00 PM

In my best Norwegian, "RÆVHÅL" LOL Got a great guffaw with this one, Mr Duke!

Kiran Bantawa

Date: 9/15/2013 9:30:00 AM

hahaha.. thumbs up!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 9/15/2013 8:01:00 AM

lol, Duke this pretty much happens at my place of work. The girls are always taking my pens. then when taking orders im going crazy saying. where's all my pens. ok.. the doctors visit and the A-hole limerick is to funny. luv. linda

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 9/15/2013 7:12:00 AM

- Thanks for the nice and funny poem, Duke! (I'll teach you the word "asshole's" in Norwegian: RÆVHÅL! ... :))) - Wishing you a beautiful Sunday! - oxox // Anne-Lise ;)