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DON'T TURN YOUR BACK~ There was a man who ran over a toad. The puppy, is on the side of the road. How hypocritical can one be? The puppy was easy to see. Tonight I hope he inhales another heavy load. *** ALWAYS BE POLITE~ There once was a man who made his bed. Ate breakfast at noon, with his buddy Ned. Lost his job, for being a snob. Now,he can't afford his meds. *** THE WHITE FLAG twinkle the little star, had none. in his mouth he had a gun. baby drool all over the floor. he can't stand it no more. pulled the trigger for fun. *** STOP SIGN Stepping away from the line. The officer asked if he was fine. one was not enough to drink. now something really stinks. Don't ever fall asleep at the STOP SIGN. by;PD

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Date: 9/25/2013 10:38:00 PM
This is very creative and unique. A fun read and cute. nice job
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Date: 8/5/2013 5:18:00 PM
I loved this poem! Great write -Patrick Farley IV
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Date: 1/20/2013 10:07:00 AM
Good Morning dear PD its past midnight here..I'm about to sleep when I read your comment and it makes me smile. Thanks you so much always! Just enjoyed reading this great poem of yours with a smile..as always two thumbs up!!!!! Have a great day!! :)
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Date: 12/28/2012 10:39:00 AM
Hi, my dearest sis Linda! Sorry for dropping by so late. Thank you so much for your warm thoughts and your messages today. Ok, I'll go and check out your new posted contest. I'll be back tomorrow and post mine. I've chosen Disney Kid ( I think). I'll go and check it out in my soupmail again. So much thanks and good night here. Sending you once more my biggest sweetest hugs! See you tom. love always & 4ever, Leonora
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Date: 11/17/2012 11:13:00 AM
unique style of writting
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Date: 10/4/2012 9:40:00 PM
Hi, my dearest friend, PD! How are you? I hope you're always fine. Just stopping for a while before going back to work. Thanks for your comment last night! Sorry, I was quite like sentimental fool, ha ha ha writing a very emotional poem because i remembered my dad. If he's still alive, i'll tell him how happy i am having met the greatest poet who made my passion more alive. Thanks a lot for gracing my special day! love and hugs always, Leonora
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Date: 9/11/2012 10:20:00 AM
Very nice lims! Terry
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Date: 9/1/2012 9:34:00 PM
I love this so much! Your limerick gives both food for soul and wisdom. Thank you so much. hugs:) leonora
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Date: 8/25/2012 8:20:00 PM
I have read your Stop sign lately, really i missed for long time. Excellent poem now enjoyed. Sorry. Loved always, bl
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Date: 7/26/2012 7:00:00 PM
Excellent limericks PD.....I love how you think! Hugs
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Date: 6/8/2012 10:37:00 AM
LOL, enjoying these again, PD.
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Date: 5/11/2012 9:09:00 PM
Enjoyed reading your poems >....Patrick
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Date: 5/7/2012 7:24:00 PM
Smiles pd thanks for sharing , ( mail ) Declan ..
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Date: 4/25/2012 1:11:00 AM
I find a lot of creative changes in your style and topics. You have given them a new body and soul by making them not only a thing to just read and forget, but to even often ponder on them with all the beautiful examples of wisdom and useful tips. These limericks are an example. You are always brilliant in your writings my friend. Thank you for finding my new series Poems interesting and thanks for all your most precious comments. Love and best wishes always. Ravindra…Poet D
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Date: 4/18/2012 7:01:00 PM
You are on a roll with these Haikus PD. Once they started coming you probably couldn't stop! Interesting if not a bit morbid in the white flag one. kinda scary. Thank you for your encouraging comment. So few people see it that way. Am so glad you do, love Bob
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Date: 4/10/2012 4:38:00 PM
LIKE YA LIMERICKS BLOODY FINE, WHO CARES IF TECHNICALLY IT DON'T SHINE, PRETTY DROLL IF A POET HAS TO, KEEP AN EYE ON THE PS N QS, CAUSES POETIC BLIGHT. Johnson's outa sight, too right...
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Date: 4/8/2012 6:40:00 AM
P.D. - though technically not a Limerick, #3 is a very powerful five line write. Thanks! ;-) GG
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Date: 4/7/2012 7:38:00 PM
guess who fell a sleep at a stop light? my last DUI years ago. now i dont even drink a beer. and when i do drink it's alone and at home. nobody to abuse.
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Date: 4/7/2012 7:39:00 PM
heck, before that it was on a highway.
Date: 4/5/2012 10:51:00 AM
Five imaginative limerick writes here PD. Good work.
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Date: 4/3/2012 6:10:00 PM
the little lady is cracking the whip, and very well ...id just say hip... if i was a cool dude ...a bit, but im very closed mouth heheheh
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Date: 4/3/2012 11:59:00 AM
p.d. I like this selection a lot...David
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Date: 4/3/2012 8:40:00 AM
nice message
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Date: 4/2/2012 12:57:00 AM
Glad I picked this collection to read tonight. Stop Sign brings me a giggle for the visual I get. - Chuck
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Date: 3/29/2012 1:22:00 PM
A yeild sign is common sense. It helps you stay up on the fence. But fall off on one side or the other. You'll end up downtown, having to call your mother.
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Date: 3/27/2012 9:58:00 AM
Lovely limerick!!!!Keep writing PD...God bless those amazing mind and heart of yours always...^_^
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