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Some More Nonsense

There was a old farmers son from Hull Who went to market to buy a bull to bid he didn't know how Ends up buying a sow, Should have took the old farmer from Hull. There was a lovely lady from Leeds Whom liked putting stickers high in trees But while planting stickers She did not ware knickers Which all the young men watching did please There was a nice young lady called Ruth Who parked her small car upon the roof While some people did stare yellow lines everywhere Just made this up that's to tell the truth There was a poor young man from Leicester had a sore that started to fester, To pick it would be wrong It was behind his thong, Oh that sore poor young man from Leicester. An illiterate old bloke called Holv Writing poetry he couldn't resolve, All day long he would sit Writing loads of s..t, riddles for his poor readers to solve. ( Hull, Leeds, and Leicester are towns in England, Holv is actually me )

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Dean Wood

Date: 8/20/2017 5:38:00 PM

hehe, Thanks for the laughs Holv! Truly enjoyed these. Didn't make that up!

Roy Pett
Date: 8/23/2017 4:51:00 AM

Thank you very much Dean, so pleased you enjoyed my fun write, thanks again for your support. :))

Funom Makama

Date: 6/30/2017 8:59:00 AM

This is fantastic, so fantastic. Coming to this page feels predestined because I feel so satisfied. Thanks for the wonderful share.

Roy Pett
Date: 6/30/2017 9:37:00 AM

Thank you very much Funom for your very kind comment, I really appreciate your visit, thanks again Roy. :))

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/26/2017 9:35:00 PM

I hardly think you are illiterate (in response to your reply to me!!) haha

Roy Pett
Date: 6/27/2017 5:40:00 AM

So sorry Andrea, I really appreciate your support and encouragement you are so kind and supportive.

Jan Allison

Date: 6/22/2017 2:27:00 AM

ha ha ha of course my fave one is the last one but being Queen of poop that won't surprise you!:-) great humour Roy:) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett
Date: 6/22/2017 8:02:00 AM

Thank you so much Jan for your very kind comment, also thank you very much for my placement in your brilliant contest, Thanks again Roy, :))

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/21/2017 11:08:00 PM

these were really fun. the sore behind was one of my favorites! and the last one. HIlarious.

Roy Pett
Date: 6/22/2017 7:53:00 AM

Thank you very much Andrea for your very kind comment, really pleased you liked my bit of nonsense, the last one is a good description of myself, perhaps one day hey, :)) thanks again your too kind.

Heidi Sands

Date: 6/20/2017 8:46:00 PM

Thanks for these entertaining writes Roy. I enjoyed reading :)

Roy Pett
Date: 6/22/2017 7:50:00 AM

Thank you Heidi for reading my bits of nonsense, so pleased you liked them, :))