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Shaggy Rug Dog

Once my dog humped the rug (yes, a shag!) A new species was born. I could gag! It is half carpet but It is one half a mutt. Shaggy rug dog has tails that can wag! Happy April Fools Day, Everyone!!! April 1, 2016 For A New Species Poetry Contest of Anthony Slausen

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Date: 4/14/2016 3:54:00 PM
Thanks for the laugh today... I have dogs too... so get it!
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Date: 4/10/2016 9:03:00 PM
Hello Andrea ... nice one Andrea. I got caught a few times AGAIN. - thanks again - Lindsay
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Date: 4/4/2016 12:20:00 PM
LMAO - sure needed a chuckle after returning comments for ages...and so glad I chose this one. Hilarious
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Date: 4/3/2016 3:03:00 PM
so funny Andrea marvellous poem hugs 7
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Date: 4/2/2016 8:49:00 PM
Lol....nice April fools
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Date: 4/2/2016 8:28:00 PM
You have quite an imagination Andrea :) I really like this one
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/2/2016 8:29:00 PM
sara, my dog does not hump anything. he was fixed as a puppy. I just make that up!!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/2/2016 8:29:00 PM
oh how funny, David. I wrote that reply to Sara and it jumped up to you because you posted the same time I did. hahaha
Date: 4/2/2016 7:08:00 PM
Interesting species that your dog invented..LOL..Reads like a winner..Way to go..Thanks for stopping by..The dishwasher said that we had to use the same dishes, glasses, cups, etc. all day long because he did not want any messed up dishes to wash..He doesn't know the half of it when I get in there and cook a meal..Sara
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Date: 4/2/2016 5:50:00 PM
Andrea, this is so funny, lol, a great one for the contest, loving it 7 !
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Date: 4/2/2016 4:22:00 PM
Haha! You're not so bad at these either, Andrea! Thanks for the stop. / M
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Date: 4/2/2016 5:33:00 AM
Great poetry Andrea.. loved the wit..
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Date: 4/1/2016 8:20:00 PM
you really have a new dog, andie.. this is fun and greeat limerick.. so busy on the road; can't catch my breath..mail soon!..huggs
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Date: 4/1/2016 4:38:00 PM
Hah! lol sweet Limerick, Andrea :)
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Date: 4/1/2016 11:23:00 AM
nice one Andrea
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Date: 4/1/2016 11:23:00 AM
Lol happy april fools 2 u 2
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Date: 4/1/2016 10:37:00 AM
Cute!
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Date: 4/1/2016 9:55:00 AM
ha ha ha and good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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