Scared Clean

Scared Clean A gentleman wanting to scare His wife, started out getting quite bare Climbed into the machine That got his clothes clean To wait for his wife to get there When his wife finally opened the lid Of the washing machine in which he hid She was really surprised By the look in his eyes And not because of something he did You see, curled up, this man with no clothes His muscles and joints simply froze In spite of his tussle Could not budge a muscle No matter the movement he chose The wife had to call 911 To get her poor husband undone As they tried not to laugh With an olive oil bath His freedom he finally one And just what did we learn from this man? It is something you must understand. Don’t wedge yourself in In a laundry bin Just because you think you can And even within you own house Playing hide and seek with your own spouse If scared’s what you’re after And not just her laughter Getting naked I would not espouse Uncle Mike