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Santa's Little Helper

One Christmas Santa’s elf helped St. Nick a LOT Cooing ‘Hey big boy, wanna see what I got? She returned in a Nightie Santa gasped, “Lord a’mighty!” “Now St. Nick’s gonna show you what SANTA’S got”... Submitted for: Andrea’s contest and oh, by the way, presents were delivered a bit late that year due to ‘Nicky’s Quikie’

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 1/4/2015 5:42:00 PM
Tim, Congratulations on your win. Luv ~LINDA~
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Date: 1/4/2015 5:41:00 PM
Oh, that naughty Santa !! What is Mrs. Claus going to think !!??? LOL !
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Date: 1/4/2015 4:10:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Tim:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 1/4/2015 3:44:00 PM
Very witty, naughty Limerick, Tim! Late deliveries is quite understandable! a 7 for me. Congratulations. // paul
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Date: 1/4/2015 2:49:00 PM
oh boy, Tim, this is YOURS?? It was a good and naughty one and I almost put it above an HM, but the meter just wasn't doing it for me!! I think because you made the lines so long! Congrats, my friend. Luv ya!!
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Date: 12/25/2014 9:44:00 PM
I sure love this Tim, Enjoy your days and the coming New Year. Love ~LINDA~
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Date: 12/25/2014 6:24:00 PM
hilarious! nice one, tim!
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Date: 12/25/2014 2:05:00 PM
: ) lol!Entertained I am!Happy Christmas dear Tim.
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Date: 12/25/2014 8:53:00 AM
very amusing - good luck! Hugs jan xx
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Date: 12/25/2014 8:32:00 AM
Funnnnny!
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Date: 12/25/2014 7:16:00 AM
Lovely humor on Santa on this day, Merry Christmas, Tim
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Date: 12/25/2014 6:42:00 AM
Thanks for the smile Tim...Merry Christmas to you
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