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A politician called Ronald Dump Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump At a peachy pert tush All his brains turn to mush His wife floors him – you should see the lump! Fictional write for fun 7th June 2016

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Michelle Corbin

Date: 7/8/2016 6:13:00 AM

This is awesome, lol!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/7/2016 7:29:00 PM

thanks Michelle:-) hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos

Date: 6/16/2016 7:43:00 PM

LOL. Funny poem Fit for Election 2016

Jan Allison
Date: 6/17/2016 2:21:00 PM

Definitely Judy lol have had fun with my three Trump inspired limericks lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 6/12/2016 11:30:00 AM

LOL, loved these limericks, my friend

Jan Allison
Date: 6/12/2016 12:18:00 PM

Thanks Jack I am so glad I'm not in the US and have to vote lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Hicks

Date: 6/10/2016 11:02:00 PM

Naughty, naughty politician (I wonder if Mr. Dump learned from Mr. Clinton) ... :O Funny one, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/11/2016 6:54:00 AM

LOL Timothy am so glad I don't have to vote in your election:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser

Date: 6/8/2016 11:53:00 PM

Lol!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2016 1:13:00 AM

Hee hee got another one to post :-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 6/8/2016 10:39:00 PM

This is great, the humor is wonderful :-)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/9/2016 1:12:00 AM

Thanks Eve I do so appreciate your support :-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Merryman

Date: 6/7/2016 3:20:00 PM

Ha ha ha! Good one, Jan! Love, Kim

Jan Allison
Date: 6/7/2016 3:23:00 PM

Thanks Kim I have another one to post too lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/7/2016 2:18:00 PM

- Jan ... :)))))))) .... you are wonderful :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/7/2016 2:26:00 PM

LOl thanks Anne Lise but some would disagree with you lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 6/7/2016 2:07:00 PM

Bahahaha...this is awesome Jan. I wonder if this ever really happens? : )

Jan Allison
Date: 6/7/2016 2:10:00 PM

Now don't be dim Tim! Of course we know it never happens Hmmmm well I only have to think of Bill Clinton and his denial about ms Lewinsky lol:-) hugs Jan xx