Pride and Arrogance's Wedding

Pride & Arrogance’s Wedding Pride was looking for a partner to share his life. He found Arrogance and asked her to be his wife. This would be the grandest affair no one could beat. Anybody who was somebody would fill the seats. Sarcasm would be the maid of honor Arrogance’s best friend While Pride’s buddy Boastful would do the honors of stepping in. Pompous, Pretentious, and Presumptuous found their places While Vanity and Bossy were screaming in each other’s faces Smug walked by with Snotty his wife of many years As Arrogance’s mother Egotist tried not to shed a tear. As Arrogance came in the room all stopped and stared To witness true love Pride and Arrogance shared. Pride took Arrogance by the hand to the alter Looking stiff and stoic like the rock of Gibraltar The wedding was beautiful but just a little odd But everybody knew they were like two peas in a pod They now live in a town called Imso Crass. While Arrogance works hard Pride sits on his ass. Arrogance, if she only knew her fate with Pride She would have never agreed to be by his side. But now there’s a baby whom she must take care. Little chaos born on her birthday they now share. Erin Soares-Anselmi 01/06/14