Pot Head

There’s a poet who thinks we are not such great writers, yet she’s not that hot! What that smarty pants spoke was like saying to coke, “You’re illegal” when SHE’S like pure pot! For the the Dumb and Dumber Personal quotes Poetry Contest I always liked the expression "The pot calling the kettle black" but because of its racial overtones, a guy did a blog in which a person identified as Celyn came up with this alternative more politically correct quote: "Like the pot calling the coke illegal." It really struck me as clever, and to me it went really well with this situation that I describe in my limerick, which, sadly, I have seen more than just a time or two, here at Soup.