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Porcupines

Now porcupines have their defences down pat With extra sharp quills, enemies don't tackle this cat I wouldn't, would you? Imagine getting pricked, yucky poo! Especially if you get quills stuck up your ass

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 8/16/2017 8:57:00 PM

I got a good chuckle with your pem. I could not stop laughing. Have good evening my friend.Love and hugsxxxOOO

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/16/2017 9:17:00 PM

Happy to brighten your evening, dear friend!!! Love, love, love, Jack xxx

Patricia Cresswell

Date: 8/12/2017 4:30:00 PM

Are you on Facebook?

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/13/2017 5:32:00 AM

Awww!!! So so happy for you!!!!!! You deserve happiness, sweet lady! Again, sooooo happy for you! Big tight squeezy hugs!!! Mucho love, Jackson xxx

Patricia Cresswell
Date: 8/12/2017 8:43:00 PM

I am happy for you Jack. Love is the most precious thing in this or any other world. I have met someone. He lives in the Yukon and he is coming here this fall.

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2017 7:36:00 PM

I remember your story about losing your hubby about seven years ago! Lost my first wife Linda in 1999 from breast cancer. Her sister, Cathie, help me through this devastating ordeal! She was going through a divorce at the same time. Two years later (2001), we were married! Still together! My story!... xxx

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2017 7:11:00 PM

Awwwww!

Patricia Cresswell
Date: 8/12/2017 7:04:00 PM

meet another one. how do.

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2017 6:27:00 PM

Oops didn't see that! No problem Miss Patricia!!! Love and hugs!!! xxx (BTW you're not bugging me... I'm just a lonely old duffer! LOL)

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2017 6:22:00 PM

Never done it but I think this is how. On your page listing all your poems... to the left of the poem you want to delete, there's an "edit". Click on that and the page that comes up and more than half way down, there are buttons... (Update Poem) (reset) (Cancel) (Delete)... that's the one! (I think)!!! xxx

Patricia Cresswell
Date: 8/12/2017 6:21:00 PM

Solved it I'll stop bugging you now. Cake or no cake enjoy the day.

Patricia Cresswell
Date: 8/12/2017 6:01:00 PM

Got a problem. Can you tell me how to delete one of my poems please?

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2017 5:33:00 PM

Okay give me a day or two, Miss Sweetie Pie!!! On this weight loss routine, cake is a no-no! Down 45 lbs lbs. since January! Down to 205... svelt like a movie star now (except for the left over hangy stuff!!! xxx

Patricia Cresswell

Date: 8/12/2017 1:02:00 PM

I am your fairy godmother so I just waved my wand. Back to the drawing board ta ta!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2017 1:44:00 PM

You are my favourite fairy, Miss Patricia!!! Love, Jack xxxxxx

Patricia Cresswell

Date: 8/12/2017 10:48:00 AM

HIPPO BIRDIES TWO EWES, my dear friend!!!!!!! there once was a lad from Newmarket who didn't know where to park it he ate lots of cake for his birthdays sake and now he is crying oh hark, it is a tale sad but true if you eat the way I do you'll get indigestion without any question and end up in a right doo doo.

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2017 12:00:00 PM

How did you find out it was my birfday??? Aww! Mucho thanks sweet Patricia! Just goes to show everyone how SWEET you are!!! Must have let it slip! You're yummy... love, love, love, Jacko!!! xxxxxxxxxxxx

Patricia Cresswell

Date: 8/12/2017 8:25:00 AM

Now please explain why you would sit on a porcupine? A girl wants to know. Life is full of little pricks. I used to work with a few.

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2017 8:50:00 AM

"Life is full of little pricks. I used to work with a few" ME TOO!!! Love it... xxx

Russell Sivey

Date: 8/12/2017 6:42:00 AM

Up my donkey? Oh that isn't what you mean, ha ha! What an exquisite write this one truly is my friend! You crack me up, your word of the day is porcupine, now use it in a sentence that promotes romanticism! That's your challenge for the day, woo-hoo! Great Work!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 8/12/2017 8:00:00 AM

Donkey???Ass???? LOL I get it! GOOD MORNING RUSSELL!!