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Pole Dancing - For Dale

An acrobat whose name is Dale Went pole dancing with his wife Gail When he did the starfish He looked such a dish But suddenly Gail's face turned pale As he performed his sexy pole dance He'd got no undies under his pants Poor Dale was distraught When his todger got caught It cut short a night of romance 13th July 2017

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Funom Makama

Date: 7/19/2017 1:10:00 PM

funny, sweet and lovely. Always looking forward to reading your lines and I have never been disappointed. Lovely! lovely! lovely!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/19/2017 1:12:00 PM

Thanks Funom:-) hugs Jan xx

Alfred Berggren

Date: 7/19/2017 10:33:00 AM

Very funny limericks. Thanks for the laugh.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/19/2017 1:12:00 PM

Thanks Alfred:-) hugs Jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 7/18/2017 7:07:00 PM

Better than a Todger in a zip Its a temporary blip on the end of pole For poor Dale and Gail soothing the bruising. That's love for you sacrifice

Jan Allison
Date: 7/19/2017 1:12:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 7/17/2017 8:25:00 AM

I thought I heard a loud wail!//Now I know it was Dale.//There ain't no topper//for this great whopper//Made a minnow out of his whale. I didn't even know there were male pole dancers, sounds like a risky occupation;-) Great fun from your silly noggin Jan!!! Hugganoids ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 7/19/2017 1:13:00 PM

oh yes there are people of all ages who take part John lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 7/16/2017 8:58:00 AM

LOL, love your limericks, Jan x

Jan Allison
Date: 7/19/2017 1:13:00 PM

Cheers Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Edward Mccall

Date: 7/15/2017 5:18:00 PM

What a fun little Limerick Jan nicely done.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2017 5:21:00 PM

Thanks Edward, Dale was a good sport letting me post it:-) hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 7/15/2017 1:01:00 PM

Ooh, that makes me hurt! Great limerick, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2017 1:07:00 PM

ha ha ha I guess from that comment you are male then lol:-) hugs jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 7/15/2017 7:09:00 AM

Inventive, imaginative and always hilarious writing dear, Jan! Much enjoyed!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2017 11:21:00 AM

Thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/14/2017 3:38:00 PM

Is always a pleasure to read your work Jenn and have a laugh to start my day. A wonderfully humorous Limerick! I am sure he did love it! : )

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2017 11:21:00 AM

Glad I made you smile Connie:-) I re read and faved your poem that is in the best new poems list, it is a joy to read it again:-) hugs jan xx

Carole Duet

Date: 7/13/2017 9:55:00 PM

LOL..."todger"? That's a new one! Neat little limerick, Jan. Love it.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2017 11:20:00 AM

Maybe it is just a British word lol) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/13/2017 7:35:00 PM

Oh, Jan, you are always full of surprises. You and the todgers (a word I never heard of until I saw you using it!!)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2017 11:19:00 AM

I love the word Andrea it's very descriptive lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 7/13/2017 6:16:00 PM

It was most likely gonna be a "short" night anyway:) Love the humor Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/15/2017 11:19:00 AM

LOL DT:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 7/13/2017 5:30:00 PM

Oh dear you certainly still have the power Jan,,love this

Jan Allison
Date: 7/13/2017 5:36:00 PM

5aww thanks Harry I do love the limerick form:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/13/2017 4:57:00 PM

ha! this one is really hilarious, jan! thanks for that...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/13/2017 4:59:00 PM

I wrote most of it about 10 days ago and when I finished it I sent it to Dale as I was using his name for inspiration and thankfully he loved it.:-) hugs Jan xx