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Oh the Wait

I wonder how much longer I must wait? I've been waiting like a horse at the gate With a tear in my eye I'm about set to cry And I'm not sure of how much more madness I can take? The problem is I really have to poop It must be from that bowl of oyster soup The line is just to long And my bowels aren't that strong So it's set to fly like a chicken leaving the coop I guess the waiting is just about done And I'm soon to be a fox on the run Everything should go well Except for the bad smell When I leave, I'm sure everyone will know I'm the one Black Eyed Susan's Contest: Wait... Ha-ha :o)

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Date: 10/2/2012 2:27:00 AM
Lol....will I ever stop being amused by your quirky limericks.....probably not. Just very entertaining in a nutshell...I'm still giggling...heheheheh - xo Shaz
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Date: 8/4/2012 7:35:00 PM
This is so funny Dan.......you certainly know how to make us laugh...awesome write. Congrats!
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Date: 8/2/2012 12:16:00 AM
DAn... Congratulations with your awesome win in Susan's waiting contest... what a WAIT..lol ;-) ~xox PD
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Date: 8/1/2012 1:51:00 PM
Congratulations on your placement in Susan's "Wait" contest Dan. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/1/2012 7:53:00 AM
loved the humor in this - you nailed it with your ending :)
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Date: 7/31/2012 11:29:00 AM
((()))Congrats on your unique winning work..Sara
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Date: 7/31/2012 8:56:00 AM
congrats Dan on a superb win for this brilliant write luv..
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Date: 7/31/2012 7:25:00 AM
uniquely scribed, dan... a big wham of congrats on your award!..:) hugggs!
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Date: 7/31/2012 5:25:00 AM
Congrats Dan on your win my friend!!!! :)
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Pace Ink-U-Script
Date: 7/31/2012 5:26:00 AM
Lmao!!!!
Date: 7/31/2012 1:14:00 AM
Congratulations Dan still laughing xx
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Date: 7/30/2012 11:53:00 PM
I knew it was gonna be a winner!!!....Congrats Dan...this is really funny!!!
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Date: 7/30/2012 5:16:00 PM
Hilarious, Dan, and surprisingly different...hahaha!! Congrats on your wonderful win! Love and Blessings, Rhonda
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Date: 7/30/2012 2:40:00 PM
Hello Dan, This is a winner for sure hon. Loved it and congratulations! Lov, Shar
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Date: 7/30/2012 2:31:00 PM
Dan, congrats on your win, yep there's always a queue when you gotta go...David
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Date: 7/30/2012 1:58:00 PM
Very funny and different from the others. congratulations on your big win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 7/22/2012 10:03:00 AM
LOL... Really?... LOL.... Your writting is quite unique... strange but fun.
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Date: 7/20/2012 10:34:00 PM
Hahaha..thank you for the laugh Dan :)
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Date: 7/20/2012 11:36:00 AM
Where do you get these inspirations from? Wild and wooley wait was wanting relief! All the best in the contest!
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Dan Kearley
Date: 7/20/2012 2:21:00 PM
I don't know?..I noticed this is the second one that has to deal with pooping thou? Ha,ha...Just lookin for ways,to brighten peoples days... :o)
Date: 7/20/2012 10:57:00 AM
1000 smile for your poem Dan, wish you luck in contest....hope you win!!! - f.e.f. is home again - oxox love Anne-Lise
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Dan Kearley
Date: 7/20/2012 2:17:00 PM
:o) Thank you f.e.f...Hope your trip was excelent! oxox
Date: 7/18/2012 12:58:00 PM
Another very funny one! (On second thought, perhaps not so funny... been there done that... yuck ;-D) Terry
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Dan Kearley
Date: 7/20/2012 2:16:00 PM
You are correct! Not so funny when it happens...But at least I gave you a smile. :o)
Date: 7/18/2012 9:56:00 AM
the twist was hilarious, dan, lol... i needed this!... can't wait to see this on the winners' list!:) huggs!
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Dan Kearley
Date: 7/18/2012 10:03:00 AM
Thanks Nette... :o) I'm glad it put a smile on your face.
Date: 7/18/2012 8:48:00 AM
OMG...I really laughed when I read it...man this is just way to funny...'set to fly like a chicken leaving the coop'!!!...hahaha. This one should well in the contest...much enjoyed & good luck!!!
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Dan Kearley
Date: 7/18/2012 10:02:00 AM
Ha,ha...I'm glad you enjoyed it,Jonas...I hope Susan likes it?
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Jonas L. Rozario
Date: 7/18/2012 8:49:00 AM
*do
Date: 7/17/2012 9:31:00 PM
hahaha. GREAT job on Wait. I think this is Susan's contest?? If so, She loves humor like this!!
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Dan Kearley
Date: 7/18/2012 9:59:00 AM
Thank you,Andrea...Yes this is for Susan's contest.I hope she loves it. :o)
Date: 7/17/2012 8:20:00 PM
hope you make it,hahaha,great write and best wishes in the contest Dan
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Dan Kearley
Date: 7/17/2012 8:26:00 PM
Thanks Richard...Glad ya got a laugh :-D

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