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There was a bad gym teacher of Gott Whose belly was becoming a pot. He avoided exercising Which wasn't surprising Because he didn't give a squat.

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Jan Allison

Date: 2/14/2015 6:13:00 AM

Ha ha ha and Edward Lear would have been proud of this one Paul:-) Hugs Jan xx I think my latest poem is my best ever:-) xx

Paul Schneiter
Date: 2/14/2015 8:15:00 AM

Jan, thank you. Including my name in the same sentence as Lear is humbling praise indeed. * * * "You Light Up My Life" is flat-out magnificent, but that can be said of many of your other poems. I doubt that I could settle on a favorite.

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/14/2015 12:58:00 AM

G'day Paul... How do you come up with these really funny inuendos. This is just another classic that has me chuckling. Thanks mate - Lindsay

Paul Schneiter
Date: 2/14/2015 8:00:00 AM

Lindsay, I've always loved Aussies, and your kind, supportive comments make me love them more. Thank you! How do I come up with the inuendos? I think my Mother accidently dropped me when I was a baby.