Neighborhood Lunch - Jan Allison Style

Neighborhood lunch I once saw a cat very hyper This fine feline needed a diaper For when she would go She put on a show Meowing for someone to wipe her She pranced through the yard just complaining Her voice from meowing now straining She started to leave Not hard to believe The small smelly package remaining She couldn’t be bothered to bury Not like other cats, don’t you worry It’d stay in the yard Until it got hard And flies came around in a hurry When up walked a dachshund named Rummy Who liked when you rubbed on his tummy He barked, “lookie there” “My neighbor did share” While licking his lips he howled “Yummy”