My Wife Went Shopping Yesterday

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My wife went shopping yesterday Posted missing what do the police say Her weight color and eyes Please tell me he cries I need to know for the missing's display Hey dude can you help me a little more I know the more you tell hurts you sore Was she slim was she fat As a matter of fact For this loss I'm feeling you adore What kind of car was she in when she went Did you own or was it a rent C'mon, don't be a schmuck She stole my lovely truck Charge her for this felony dissent Hey dude, we apologise for this run of luck Describe her, for your so out of luck "Brand new Stealth Black 2015 Ford F150 Raptor 4x4 with eco-boost 5.4L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. Black ARC bullbar with winch and LED driving lights. Rock sliders and snorkel. It has custom matching black canopy over the truck bed. Hayman Reece towing package. I added a 4" lift kit with stealth black special alloy wheels and 3.5" off-road Mickey Thompsons. Custom leather seats and RM Williams floor mats. DVD with HEMA navigation system, 21 channel CB Radio, six cup holders and four power outlets. She even scratched the door, as he fills up,,,, Don't worry buddy, we'll soon find your truck . Another request to Limerick another Joke. A little different from the norm, but who gives a truck ;-)

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Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

Date: 4/26/2015 10:49:00 PM

Huge James, chuckles chuckles!!!! teach me more how to do limericks!!! dare: write me a limerick... :O :D! ((hugs)) ~olive eloisa

James Fraser
Date: 5/24/2015 2:55:00 PM

Hey little one, I'd be delighted to teach you anything you desire ;-) warm hugs Oliz always from my heart to yours, James xxxx

Jan Allison

Date: 4/25/2015 2:03:00 PM

simply hilarious James:-) Hugs jan xxx 7 xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/26/2015 3:32:00 PM

hope you have a go at my limerick contest:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser
Date: 4/26/2015 3:30:00 PM

Thank you Jan, I was chuckling whilst writing it, hugs, James xxx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 4/25/2015 1:57:00 PM

Hilarious, James! What if you didn't know her height or weight or even her eye color? Some guys are like that. Your new car sounds well-equipped. I hope it didn't really get scratched. Ouch! That hurts on a new car. Been missing my buddy Paul. Hope you are well! Love, Carolyn

James Fraser
Date: 4/26/2015 3:29:00 PM

Over the last few months I've been challenged to write Limericks to jokes I've been sent. It's good fun, and I can manage some, but not them all. I'm doing fine Carolyn, working and living quiet. Happy Sunday to you, James :) :)