My Diary Day 1

I was meeting me girlfriend , sexy Cherry Russ When I saw her hands go up to her mouth and she did cuss There was this whooshing sound And before I looked round I was hit by the wing-mirror of a bus With a broken jaw, to get to hospital was a mission That wasn’t the end of me plight of painful petitions Instead of wiring up me jaw Something worse I implore They mistook me for a patient that needed circumcision Through wired teeth, I said I‘d sue for loads a cash As I ate through a straw blended veg and meat and mash Suddenly I had the urge to sing As the wires came free, I screamed Caused by the nurse accidentally knocking on the laughing gas They going to kill me I thought in agonising pain So I tried to escape by jumped through the window which is insane They didn’t tell me I was two stories high I must tell you humans don’t fly Now I got a walk identical to John Wayne