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Mm, Shopping

There was once a georgeous brunette Whilst shopping broke into a sweat Her desire for a new toy Gave her palpitations of joy And her longing to be a duet ~ ~ ~ So in search for her smooth operator She decides to go for the greater "Give me that one on the wall It's the best one of all" Sorry madam, that's the fire extinguisher http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-3.php

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 8/22/2010 10:22:00 AM
haha, cute ending!!
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Date: 8/20/2010 11:50:00 AM
Hello James, how are you today! Just here stoping by to say hi, and read your double Limerick. Smiles to you, and enjoyed,..p.d.
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Date: 8/18/2010 7:21:00 AM
There must have been something wrong with her eyesight too hehe.. Enjoyed your double limerick with the brunette and her double vision :) Wilma
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Date: 8/18/2010 7:18:00 AM
What a wonderful day to be reading poetry of others. I am so happy your poetry is among those I am reading this morning James. I wish you as I wish all my fellow poets the best in your writing endeavors whatever they may be. It is a pleasure to me to read my fellow poets poetry especially yours this morning James got a good laugh. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/18/2010 4:19:00 AM
Nice thoughts well penned, James
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Date: 8/17/2010 3:59:00 PM
Interesting double Limerick..Good job..Sara
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Date: 8/17/2010 1:21:00 PM
Oh James, what are we going to do with you..This is hysterical ..gross, but hysterical. Im getting so I cant wait to see what you come up with next. BG
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Date: 8/17/2010 12:48:00 PM
haha, very funny. Enjoyed your limericks James, thanks for the smile ~ Sharon :)
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Date: 8/17/2010 12:06:00 PM
Ah, finally some brunette jokes! Enjoyed, James. People seem to really like your blonde's blinds poem, so I'm glad you evened the playing field with this limerick series. Love, Carolyn
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