Male Stripper Bah

They said it was time to go on. The audience claps had begun. I strolled on the stage in my thong that was beige. The spotlight now on me was thrown. I started to twist and to turn. My face was so red it did burn. Embarrassed to be exposed and so free. I said, "Aw I'll dance, what the durn!" The music was loud and so fast. To keep dancing was such a hard task. I strutted around. My thong fell to ground! Burlesque BAH, my first and my last!!!!! *For Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque Boutique" contest