Mail Order Bride Part 2 - For Arthur Vaso - Bawdy Limerick
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Ted purchased an Internet bride
She arrived and stood at Ted’s side
But imagine Ted’s shock –
His new ‘bride’ had a cock
Ted’s chagrin cannot be denied
Ted discovered his ‘brides’ name was Bill
Who’d grown breasts with the aid of a pill
Ted was very annoyed
Said their marriage was void
The thought of sex now made him feel ill!
Inspired by a comment Arthur made on my poem posted yesterday called Mail Order Brides
17th February 2017
Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2017
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