Lotsa Limericks - It Couldn'T Be Verse

1. Big Brother Big Brother's protecting his mice with a secret eavesdropping device. If you hang up the phone he'll just send in a drone when a warrant won't really suffice. 2. Neutrality The internet's meant to be free, yes for all, such as you, such as me. But now there's some doubt - will it lose all its clout with the death of neutrality's spree? 3. Privacy 'twas surely our forefather's dread all our emails would someday be read. Now that push comes to shove by the powers above, private thoughts must now stay in our head. 4. Guantanamo Guantanamo bay's a resort where the fishing's a fabulous sport - with your back on a board tepid water is poured spawning tales for a kangaroo court. 5. Banks To bountiful bailouts give thanks for there's nothing much richer than banks - making money galore taking homes from the poor while they're managing mortgaging pranks. 6. Health If you live in the States don't get sick (lest a cut of the upper class clique). Whether injured or ill all they'll give you's a pill - if you're lucky you'll surely die quick. 7. Economy Our economy's doing just fine lying dead with a slug in the spine. So come follow the call where there's money for all and pure profit's the bottom-most line. 8. Safety Vigilantes and cops are wide spread - as for justice… not even a shred. The avengers of right score when stalking the night so beware of a cap in the head.