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Limericks Schimericks

Limericks, schimericks, what's all this about There's more to life than these sillies I spout But if they make you smile I'm ahead by a mile Let happiness reign, let there be no doubt © Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman

Date: 11/16/2015 9:11:00 AM

That's exzactly what I said about Dragon's last poem... I got carried away with the action and ran out of lines to rhyme! Had fun tho! You can bet!

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/16/2015 12:21:00 PM

Wouldn't the world be a great place if us poet guys ruled the world!!! Love, Jack xxx

Theresa Cw

Date: 11/16/2015 2:00:00 AM

Howdy Jack, this is one mighty pen you have, you could and will always make me laugh.... There's a poem called Happiness Is, and your name is on it, also included is Jan, John's and Tim's and so many other poets. Guess you could say I wrote it..... love and many warm hugggs coming your way... Theresa

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/16/2015 5:55:00 AM

Are you smiling??? GREAT!!! I headed over and read your "Happiness Is" What a dear soul! You are a one-of-a-kind sweetheart!!! I am honoured to have your loving friendship! Love, love, love, Jack xoxox

Judy Konos

Date: 11/15/2015 5:21:00 PM

Jack go make yourself read Richard's poem "cup of empty"...It is chilling and thrilling...and he is a fantastic poet...I knew he was good...but...jeez...he's perfect....

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/15/2015 5:34:00 PM

Have been there and read it... this man can write poetry!!!!! An amazing, fantastic, brilliant write! xxx

Tim Smith

Date: 11/15/2015 11:36:00 AM

Master at lims with quite a wit... laugh so hard, my coffee I spit...ladies come quick...look at his shtick...no finer gentleman I must admit

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/15/2015 4:54:00 PM

"gentleman"??? Why thank you sweetie!!!!

Judy Konos

Date: 11/15/2015 10:43:00 AM

Hey I note your Avatar. I should send you my soup mails of all the women complaining about your Santa Hat...I wish he'd take it off ,they say ...but maybe I am mistaken, maybe they weren't talking about your hat?

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/15/2015 4:52:00 PM

You couldn't mean my whole attire could you... whatta sight! And you can take that any way you want! This body's seen 80 Canadian winters!!! Ugh! LOL Love dear Judy!!! xoxox

Tim Smith
Date: 11/15/2015 11:26:00 AM

lol

Judy Konos
Date: 11/15/2015 10:43:00 AM

You'll play hell being sexy with that hat in July....

Judy Konos

Date: 11/15/2015 9:24:00 AM

yes indeed you do make us smile...and sometimes laugh....and other times...well you're just Jack...with his Ellison Theory....

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/15/2015 10:37:00 AM

Just Jack... and Jack is back! (note my avatar)!!! xxx

Kim Shaw

Date: 11/15/2015 9:18:00 AM

Hi Jack, I make a point of hunting down your limericks every time I visit!! Your giggles are def my cup of tea, hee hee. Hugs, Kim xx PS: I gave you a new 'Nick' name last night. Did you read 'Santa Snickers'?

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/15/2015 4:47:00 PM

W-O-W-S-E-R-S !!!!!!!!!! H-O-L-Y C-R-A-P-O-L-A! You ARE the sweetest of sweeties! Help! I'm m-e-l-t-i-n-g-g-g! Aw sweet Kimberly, you have just won this old heart! Love, many ((hugs)) and smackeroonies... your friend Jack xoxox

Kim Shaw
Date: 11/15/2015 12:36:00 PM

Well in my estimation, dear Jack, you are the epitome of sweetness, goodness & merriment! A Knight of rare gentility, who sweeps all of the smitten maidens off their dainty feet (or, not so dainty, lol). Your precious heart is one of a kind! Hugs and more hugs, Kim xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/15/2015 10:42:00 AM

Whatta sweetie Miss Shaw!!! Loved your Santa Snickers! Judging by your avatar... you're a real cutie! Love cuties... ((hugs)), Santa xxx