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Flossie, the Floozie

At night Flossie often went cruising. With men, she went way beyond schmoozing. So freely she bed-hopped; then one day her fun stopped. How'd she get the clap? So confusing! Promiscuous people are daring! While lovin' free, they may be sharing more than they intended; and then, to be mended, they must have long-term doctor's caring. Clap--gonorrhea April 27, 2017

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Date: 7/5/2017 2:10:00 PM
Very funny - I'm sure there is a moral in their somewhere! Congratulations Janice! :-)
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/5/2017 3:02:00 PM
Yep! The moral of the story is "Live like a dog and get an STD!" Thanks for commenting, Mark! Janice
Date: 6/21/2017 10:58:00 PM
GREAt morality limerick, Love it, Janice. Congrats on the win
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 6/22/2017 7:52:00 AM
Thank you, Andrea! Janice
Date: 6/20/2017 4:38:00 PM
My mum worked as a nurse at a 'special clinic' or dept of GU Medicine so the theme really appealed to me Janice :-) Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 6/22/2017 7:54:00 AM
Thanks, Jan, for sponsoring the contest and for my win! Janice
Date: 4/28/2017 11:30:00 AM
This was very funny Janice but to think about it...yuck.:) Best wishes in the contest
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 4/28/2017 11:42:00 AM
Thanks, Chris. Yes, when people live like dogs, yucky things CAN happen to them. Janice
Date: 4/28/2017 5:42:00 AM
That's brilliant!! So funny! This should do well in the contest!! Best regards, John.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 4/28/2017 7:55:00 AM
This comment will make my day, John! Thank you so much. Janice
Date: 4/27/2017 9:20:00 PM
Hahaha, very good, Janice! loved them! Best of luck to you
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 4/27/2017 9:38:00 PM
Thanks so much, White Wolf! Janice

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