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PICTURE IS FOR FUN AND JUST TO ILLUSTRATE THE POEM - IT IS NOT ABOUT ME!!!!

Poet Jan just breezed into town Her huge farts made some people frown They all pinched their noses Carried scented roses Her flatulence let their town down So they locked her up in the jail How the inmate’s faces turned pale A rank putrid smell Arose from her cell But Arthur still stumped up her bail He said you can come stay with me We will munch fried beans and curry I’ve got no sense of smell So we’ll get along well I’m just glad I could set you free! My contribution to Jospeh May's Limerick Collaboration Jan and the Sheriff' https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/jan_and_the_sheriff___collaboration_912006 06-26-17

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Edward Mccall

Date: 7/9/2017 5:57:00 PM

You were right Jan that collaboration with Jospeh May was hilarious.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/9/2017 5:59:00 PM

It was such fun Edward I have a collaboration going on one of my recent limericks you are welcome to join in:-) hugs jan xx

Edward Mccall

Date: 7/9/2017 1:34:00 PM

You had me laughing all the way through. What a fun read Jan keep tooting your horn.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/9/2017 3:43:00 PM

You need to read the collaboration that Joseph May posted it is hilarious:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 7/1/2017 2:46:00 PM

LMAO, hilarious

Jan Allison
Date: 7/1/2017 3:33:00 PM

I hope you read Joseph's poem about me which turned into a collaboration - I write poems about myself gee I don't take this stuff seriously - have just written my favourite ever farty poem which I posted yesterday I had a blast writing it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 6/27/2017 7:08:00 PM

this is wonderful, Jan, and yes Arthur would always bail you out....~*

Jan Allison
Date: 6/27/2017 7:10:00 PM

I'm sure he would Eve he is a great friend and supporter to us both:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 6/26/2017 6:10:00 AM

Fartastic dear, Jan! Haha! You are the darling of Limericks so whenever you are arrested because you are on a fart spree , someone will pay for o set you free! haha!

Jan Allison
Date: 6/26/2017 6:16:00 AM

ha ha ha I am sure there are those who would love to see me locked up for crimes against poetry lol:-) hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 6/25/2017 9:36:00 PM

This was an entertaining clever collaboration....made me smile. : )

Jan Allison
Date: 6/26/2017 3:54:00 AM

The collaboration was hilarious Connie :-) Jospeh mailed me the 2 verses he had written about me and I said it was fine to post them on his page, I didn't expect it to turn into a collaboration lol. the poems are hilarious:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 6/25/2017 4:54:00 PM

Stopping by to reread these funny Limericks, Jan. I have to make it clear that this is NOT the Jan that I know:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 6/25/2017 4:59:00 PM

LOl thanks Paul I do appreciate the confirmation I am not a serial farter lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Niall Fulham

Date: 6/25/2017 9:21:00 AM

Hi Jan , start , middle and end laughing all the way , ps I was holding my nose reading lol :)))hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 6/25/2017 12:19:00 PM

You can still join in on the collaboration Niall - at least I can laugh at myself and I was delighted when Jospeh mailed me the poem it was so so funny and of course I had to join in when I found out it had turned into a collaboration:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 6/25/2017 9:19:00 AM

By the look on your face I could not tell//You covered your tracks so very well//It was so loud!//But in the crowd//I still recognized your signature smell;-) Now I gotta go sniff out this collab... huggaPOOs ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 6/25/2017 12:20:00 PM

ha ha ha John you need to add that one to the fun lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 6/25/2017 9:18:00 AM

You're just a little stinker:)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/25/2017 12:20:00 PM

Maybe a tinker rather than a stinker lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 6/25/2017 8:44:00 AM

Great limericks Jan..I especially like the last one..hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 6/25/2017 12:22:00 PM

ha ha ha you need to add yours on with the rest of the poems - I love that final poem too it seemed to give a good result at the end, I guess some would prefer I was locked up for good lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May
Date: 6/25/2017 8:58:00 AM

One day while cooking curry and beans/ Jan added turnips and greens/but when she lit a match/a fart it did catch/ and flambeed her gaseous cuisine

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 6/25/2017 8:34:00 AM

- Your ass is your ... the air is free ... no taxes as far as I know - ... Illegal imprisonment ... of course you are free :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 6/25/2017 2:45:00 PM

- Yes, I remember it :))) - A true story :)))

Jan Allison
Date: 6/25/2017 12:22:00 PM

I remember doing a poem for you about the farting tax on cows in Norway lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 6/25/2017 8:34:00 AM

Quit farting around

Jan Allison
Date: 6/25/2017 12:23:00 PM

ha ha ha I will never stop and of course Joseph was the instigator behind this collaboration i just breezed in with my poems lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 6/25/2017 8:22:00 AM

I got wind of it.

Jan Allison
Date: 6/25/2017 12:24:00 PM

ha ha ha awesome comment:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 6/25/2017 8:12:00 AM

Another fun one! From one old fart to another... if you can't beat 'em...join 'em. A lady was talking about her grandsons reading Captain Underpants and went on to decide whether she wanted book number 1 or book number 2. Quite funny I think :)

Jan Allison
Date: 6/25/2017 12:24:00 PM

Made me smile Kim thanks for sharing lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arturo Michael

Date: 6/25/2017 7:30:00 AM

Fried beans and curry was your demise. That's an explosive combination. Thank God you're alive. Good day to you Jan... as always I am learning form all you guys... nice one

Jan Allison
Date: 6/25/2017 12:25:00 PM

You probably won't learn a lot from me Arturo I just write poop poems or poems about poop lol:-) hugs jan xx