It's In the Jeans

The young man stood at the bus stop waiting for the bus Along came the sexiest looking young lady he ever saw She had on tight, stretched blue denims that marked her curves Her shape was as the Coca Cola bottle as the saying goes “Hi princess, can I be of any assistance to get your jeans off I can imagine it will be a challenge for you without some help” Smiling and blushing the young lady pass her hands over her hips Letting the young man imaginations run wild like wild stallions The bus came and he let her go up ahead of him, like a gentleman She went into the nearest seat, he sat beside her claiming his territory “So, may I come home with you so we can discard this intrusion to your beauty?” “Well, since you ask so nicely and you are such a gentleman, of course you may” They got off at her stop and she led the way to her apartment’s door His eyes never leaving her blue denim clad sexy voluptuous curves What a treat I have tonight he thought, I will make her want me over and over I will slowly peel off that tight blue jeans while kissing every inch of her “Can I get you something to drink,” she ask. “Yes, may I have a cold beer please?” He sips his beer, she her tonic wine, while they try to get more acquainted With every word he says he draws closer, destroying the space between them Finally he touches her, peeling the jeans away, the prize within his grasp He is kissing her all over her face, lips and neck. Not looking from the face down Suddenly he looked to where his hands were busy. Hello! He is thinking. Where are all the curves? What is this I am seeing? All the loose skin kept in by the tight blue sexy denim was hanging Things did fall apart, all pun intended, because the young man ran like the devil was after him