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It Was One of Those Mornings

It was one of those mornings, alas When me horse bit me right in my ass So I turned him around Gave HIS **** a pound And got blown out the stall by his gas!!! It was one of those mornings again But the horse stall was flooded with men!!! I said with a smile, "How fast is your mile?" At a cheer, I said, "Saddle up then!!!"

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Date: 3/25/2016 6:02:00 AM
Your poem was delightful so glad that you had a good day after “It Was One Of Those Mornings” that really wasn’t awesome.. Congratulations on your placement..Sara
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Date: 3/24/2016 10:23:00 AM
Hi Cindi, Congratulations on your win in the contest....Vlad.
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Date: 3/24/2016 7:34:00 AM
Lolest. I hope that didn't actually happen to you Cindi.... Well, congrats for your WIN in the contest!!! ;-)
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Date: 3/23/2016 6:10:00 PM
LOL Cindi Many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/23/2016 5:31:00 PM
lol Congratulations on your placement! Very delightful!
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Date: 3/23/2016 2:05:00 PM
Thanks for the humor cindi :)
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Date: 3/1/2016 8:09:00 PM
Extremely funny, Cindi. Good luck in the contest! (if this is for the contest)
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Date: 3/1/2016 6:29:00 PM
Giddy up! Thanks for the write!
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Cindi Rockwell
Date: 3/1/2016 6:51:00 PM
I'll get the whip!

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