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I'M Keyless, Chuck

"Hey kids! have you seen the keys for the door I'm sure I put them down there before I'm thinking this place is haunted Or is your mother being taunted Own up, or your backsides are gonna be sore" Why cant I find my keys?

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Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/12/2010 10:58:00 AM

Congratulations James on your win in Paula Swanson's contest "How Do I Answer That Question ". Love, Carol

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 8/11/2010 11:53:00 PM

I am falling in love with the limerick..this is just to cute. Congrats. BG

Harry Horsman

Date: 8/11/2010 9:55:00 PM

excellent limerick, congrats on your win in the contest. Harry

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/11/2010 8:57:00 PM

Congrats James on your winning poem in Paula's contest with this terrific write and super win tonight.. enjoy another momentous victory ..with luv..

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/11/2010 8:42:00 PM

Congrats on the win, James

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 8/7/2010 8:19:00 PM

cute and witty poem, James, glad to see you are posting some!

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 8/7/2010 9:35:00 AM

Im going to trty this one too..although I dont know why I should bother..this is so cute. BG

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 8/7/2010 9:25:00 AM

I just stick them in my purse, but I guess that won't work for you, being a manly man. Funny limerick, James, and I wish you luck in the contest! Haven't tried this one yet. So many great choices. Love, Carolyn

Francine Roberts

Date: 8/7/2010 9:08:00 AM

good one , good luck in the contest James, we picked the same question you and I

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 8/7/2010 8:57:00 AM

James, now this has me smiling to the thought of your wife playing a hilarious joke on you.. The not so funny part is your kids having to take the punishment. Enjoyed your limerick, have a nice one,..p.d.