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Young Deborah's text to her dad revealed that her skills are quite bad. She meant, "Just got paid," but said, "Just got laid." Her dad was astonished and MAD! When Deb realized what she'd said, her face turned a bright, glowing red. What did she do next? She sent a new text: "I ment PADE, firgiv me!" she pled. July 25, 2016 written for Royal Ninja's Crimson Poetry Contest

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Date: 8/19/2016 9:09:00 AM
Ha ha, this is funny.
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Date: 7/29/2016 1:39:00 PM
Janice, This is a very fun and creative limerick...enjoyable to red...I mean read.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/29/2016 1:52:00 PM
Thank you berry--I mean very--much, AnnaLinda! Janice
Date: 7/28/2016 5:30:00 PM
I'm so glad my ancient phone doesn't have predictive text lol - love the take on the theme good luck in the contest janice:-) hugs jan xx
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/28/2016 5:35:00 PM
Thanks so much, Jan! Janice
Date: 7/26/2016 4:36:00 PM
Okay!! Reads like a winner..Thanks for stopping by..Sara
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/26/2016 5:27:00 PM
Thanks, Sara. Janice
Date: 7/25/2016 9:22:00 PM
Lol, that would be very embarrassing to say the least! Cute and funny write Janice!:)
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/25/2016 10:50:00 PM
Thanks sew--I mean SO--much, Cheryl! Janice
Date: 7/25/2016 5:55:00 PM
One reason I don't own a cell phone. Love the humor Janice. You are very witty.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/25/2016 6:49:00 PM
Thanks so much, Daniel! I didn't have a cell phone till I was 50; my daughter was going to be staying on campus at college (14 years ago). Janice
Date: 7/25/2016 5:50:00 PM
CUTE one!!! UH OH!!!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/25/2016 6:47:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea. A poor dad in this situation could have a coronary before finding out it was a misprint! Janice
Date: 7/25/2016 5:50:00 PM
someone should write a book on funny texts that get sent.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/25/2016 6:45:00 PM
Thanks so much, Andrea. Yes, someone could do well with such a book! Janice

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