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I Just Can'T Win: My Petty Peeves

I had just woken up feeling great like I barely had gained any weight. But not so says my scale!! The despair I can't quell. So I go pile more food on a plate. Next, the car on a side street I spy pulls out quickly in front of me. Why? I'd been going 60. But now I'm at 50. Why can't slowpokes let fast folks pass by? Then the store checkout line is not fast. So I change to line two. I'm aghast. The first just got quicker Line two was a trickster. Yes, the last shall be first; the first, last. I race home because there is something I've recorded. For me, that 's a big thing. But I mope and I pout The power had gone out. While away from my home, I taped nothing. And so I've proceeded to bake A costly and chocolate-filled cake. A most horrible taste! Salt for sugar I'd placed, and I've got no more flour for a remake. I'm in bed. There's this really good show. But my eyes won't stay open. Oh, no! In the a.m. it's one. I awake. My show's done. Like in life, the end I can't know!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 5/20/2017 12:21:00 PM
what a fabulous fun string of limericks Andrea :-) Many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/20/2017 8:41:00 AM
Nicely done Andrea...Congrats on your win
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Date: 5/20/2017 2:23:00 AM
Clever string of limericks, Andrea! I think most of us can relate to *something* on your list! Congrats on your win! Regards, John.
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Date: 9/12/2013 10:02:00 PM
Wonderful Limerick.
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Date: 6/12/2012 8:40:00 AM
Makes me giddy, been there done that situations! Some days are like that, "can't win for losing", but one can always wait to see what the morrow will bring! Best wishes, love, Mikki
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Date: 5/19/2012 4:33:00 PM
BOY OH BOY this sounds like a bad day as we all encounter from time to time. Nothing seems to go right for us. An insightful poem Andrea. love phyl
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Date: 5/15/2012 9:26:00 AM
those check-out lines are always deceiving! I always pick the wrong one too! And I bet you could still eat the icing on the cake, right? So not a total loss, ha ha ha. and I can't tell you how many times i've fallen asleep watching a show and missed the ending! it is awful not knowing! Great piece :)
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Date: 5/13/2012 5:04:00 PM
Andrea, I'm still dreading that trip to the scale and your limericks gave me some great laughs. Checkout lines are never fast enough and power is very unpredictable in a hurricane-prone state like Florida. Don't think I want to tase that cake. LOL Guess you and I both have trouble sleping. Great work! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/13/2012 3:14:00 PM
Life sometimes can be and is a riot, Andrea. Agape, Moses
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Date: 5/12/2012 6:43:00 AM
Andrea -- So many disappointments so written with finesse. I think I'll go have two milky ways. hugs, Kathy
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Date: 5/8/2012 7:11:00 PM
Hey Andrea! You need one of Russell's get out of hell cards..Remember his poem?...It sounds like that's where you are with all these mishaps! Just love to read your limericks...they are like none other! :) Gwendolen
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Date: 5/8/2012 5:43:00 PM
Sounds like a pretty frustrating day Andrea; I remember doing the salt thing in home ec class a hundred years ago! Funny you should mention that and tweak my memories. I guess days like this make us grateful for the ones that go smoothly. Enjoyed, most of us can identify! :)
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Date: 5/8/2012 10:13:00 AM
You sure got me chuckling here Andrea-- Wow! It's like I was reading my life, lol! hahaha! I think I've experienced most of this already, lol! Really enjoyed this and happy to know I am not alone, haha! But of course methinks your life has sweeter parts to it than mine :D btw, I think there's a missing "e" in proceeded...sorry I think I am only able to comment on 1 poem of yours right now... eep! o_O read more of you soon, sweetie! hugs to you!!
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Date: 5/8/2012 10:16:00 AM
haha & of course my connection decided to literally slow down as I was posting this! haha! oh gee ;D good thing it sped up a bit...allowing me to post this!
Date: 5/7/2012 11:40:00 PM
True enough Andrea.." True enough..!
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Date: 5/7/2012 11:49:00 AM
Sweet dream at the age of 50, loved much because you are still young. Thanks always, my lovely friend, bl
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Date: 5/7/2012 10:25:00 AM
that's a lovely and funny story going through a day, well written Limerick suite.I enjoyed reading it,God bless you. Hugs!Erich
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Date: 5/7/2012 9:15:00 AM
wahahaha :) I did that kind of mistake in the past placing salt for sugar and even small chopped white nuts instead of small pasta :).. You gave me a laugh sweet Andrea.. still smiling :)
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Date: 5/7/2012 8:56:00 AM
lol, a sure winner here with this witty write, Andrea
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Date: 5/7/2012 6:06:00 AM
these are superb Andrea, that #3 really knocked me out, boy it so clever and spot on. enjoyed these. harry
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Date: 5/6/2012 11:54:00 PM
a dog-gone day with images that writhe and entertain, andie... love the way this flows.. can;t still think of anything for this contest!.. best of luck and hugggs!:)
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Date: 5/6/2012 5:19:00 PM
Great ending..Murphy's Law was going on in this person's life that day or so it seemed..Enjoyed reading your creative work..I am glad that I chose this one to read this eve..Thanks for stopping by, reading, and commenting on my work..Sara
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Date: 5/6/2012 3:34:00 PM
Excellent ,extremely clever darling. I hope your experiencing a better day now......
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Date: 5/6/2012 3:07:00 PM
Poor petty Betty, she couldn't get a break. When she kissed her princely frog, she only got a snake. She waited for the sun to shine to brighten up her day. Poor petty Betty, she just could not get her way. Enjoyed your day very much. Sure can relate. :):):)
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Date: 5/6/2012 2:04:00 PM
Girlfriend- You ROCK!
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Date: 5/6/2012 1:31:00 PM
Nice set of limericks Andrea.
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