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Housework Naked

Doing chores in the buff on my mind apron strings dangling down my behind I hope he keeps mum about seeing my bum 'coz my window cleaner's just resigned!

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Keith Bickerstaffe

Date: 12/20/2015 7:20:00 AM

A cool LIMERICK Viv! '...apron strings dangling down my behind,' my favorite line! It ain't coarse, but its still bloody funny! Well done, Keith

Keith Bickerstaffe
Date: 12/20/2015 10:52:00 AM

...and to you and yours also my dear friend... Keith

Viv Wigley
Date: 12/20/2015 10:44:00 AM

Not very hygenic, but glad it made you smile. A very merry Christmas to you and yours. Regards, Viv

Paul Callus

Date: 3/14/2015 8:27:00 AM

A double smile for you Viv:)) Witty Limerick; hope the window cleaner does not carry a camera around with him! // paul

Julia Ward

Date: 3/11/2015 9:38:00 AM

Hahaha! Julia

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/10/2015 6:29:00 PM

this is really great. I love it!

Viv Wigley
Date: 3/11/2015 12:10:00 AM

Thanks, Andrea. Must buy curtains that fit . Love, Viv x

Rhonda Johnson-Saunders

Date: 3/10/2015 2:20:00 PM

This is hilarious, Viv! I enjoyed the laugh...hugs, Rhonda

Viv Wigley
Date: 3/11/2015 12:09:00 AM

Thanks, Rhonda . Love to all, Viv x

David Furlong

Date: 3/10/2015 4:15:00 AM

Very funny Viv... I love it:)

Viv Wigley
Date: 3/11/2015 12:09:00 AM

Thanks, David. To use a television quote, "don't try this at home" Regards, Viv

Jack Ellison

Date: 3/9/2015 4:38:00 PM

Funny stuff Viv!!! GREAT limerick! Cheers!

Viv Wigley
Date: 3/10/2015 12:54:00 AM

Thanks, Jack. Hopefully not too gruesome a mental picture :)

Jan Allison

Date: 3/9/2015 10:39:00 AM

ha ha ha love it a 7 from me:-) Hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley
Date: 3/9/2015 12:23:00 PM

Thanks for the 7, Jan- Cheered me up. I've not been feeling myself recently x