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I saw a prostitute walking at night, With high heels, ten inches, oh what a fright; She lost her balance, crashing, And her goods she was flashing, Watching her get up was really a sight. ______________________ February 18, 2016 Poetry/Limerick/High Heel Disaster Copyright Protected, ID 16-759-173-0 All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym. For the contest, Limerick Contest II- For Fun sponsor, Jan Allison First Place

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 3/15/2016 12:10:00 AM

Fun read Broken, Congrats on your limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~

Constance La France
Date: 3/15/2016 9:02:00 AM

Linda, thanks for the congrats and the luv ~

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 3/8/2016 12:16:00 AM

Congrats. I knew this would be a winner. SuZ

Constance La France
Date: 3/8/2016 7:37:00 AM

Suzanne, thanks so much visiting with the congrats !

Lu Loo

Date: 3/7/2016 8:29:00 AM

Broken Wings,congrats on your well deserved top placement in the contest :)-luloo

Constance La France
Date: 3/7/2016 8:01:00 PM

Laura, thanks for visiting with the congrats and compliment !

Teddy Kimathi

Date: 3/7/2016 5:24:00 AM

Hi BW!! Congrats for your awesome, first placement in the contest!!! ;-)

Constance La France
Date: 3/7/2016 6:16:00 AM

Teddy, thanks for visiting with the awesome and congrats !

Stephen Pennell

Date: 3/7/2016 2:18:00 AM

lol made me smile congrats

Constance La France
Date: 3/7/2016 6:20:00 AM

Stephen, thanks for visiting my limerick with congrats !

Brian Mcclain

Date: 3/6/2016 9:40:00 PM

Hi Broken Wings, Top of the podium again--nice job, congrats. And what a fun, funny poem! Cheers, Brian

Constance La France
Date: 3/6/2016 10:10:00 PM

Thanks Brian for visiting and the congrats...

Sathya Babu

Date: 3/6/2016 9:07:00 PM

LOL........a very nice write...Many congrats on this WIN :-)

Constance La France
Date: 3/6/2016 9:17:00 PM

Sath, thanks for visiting with the compliment and the congrats ~

Eve Roper

Date: 3/6/2016 8:06:00 PM

haha... I couldn't even make it one inch heels :) nice write, Broken Wing, congratulations on your limerick win a 7 :) Hugs Eve

Constance La France
Date: 3/6/2016 8:09:00 PM

Eve, thanks for visiting with the congrats, appreciate !

Susan Gentry

Date: 3/6/2016 7:48:00 PM

Congratulations on your win! Cute! :)

Constance La France
Date: 3/6/2016 8:04:00 PM

Susan, thanks for visiting with the congratulations !

Sarita Milliner

Date: 3/6/2016 7:29:00 PM

Nice one!! Congrats on the win!!

Constance La France
Date: 3/6/2016 7:32:00 PM

Sarita, thanks so much for the congrats !

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/6/2016 7:19:00 PM

GREAT win for a really cute one.

Constance La France
Date: 3/6/2016 7:30:00 PM

Andrea, thanks for the great, appreciate !

Janice Canerdy

Date: 3/6/2016 7:17:00 PM

Congratulations on your win! Janice

Constance La France
Date: 3/6/2016 7:25:00 PM

Janice, thanks so much for visiting with congratulations !

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 3/6/2016 6:13:00 PM

d I knew this would be a winner. Congrats. BG

Constance La France
Date: 3/6/2016 7:10:00 PM

Barbara, thanks so much for the congrats !

Jan Allison

Date: 3/6/2016 5:49:00 PM

Many congrats on your win - I was VERY surprised when I saw you had written this little gem lol:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France
Date: 3/6/2016 7:15:00 PM

Jan, thanks so much for the great contest, and for my wonderful placement, yeah I know, a little out of character for me !

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 2/20/2016 7:56:00 PM

Another occupational hazard lol...flashing the goods for free LOL too funny. A big winner, SuZ

Constance La France
Date: 2/21/2016 12:49:00 PM

SuZ, thanks for much for visiting and finding the humour, appreciate !

James Inman

Date: 2/19/2016 3:47:00 PM

I'll probably never write a limerick, BW, but yours paints a humorous picture.

Constance La France
Date: 2/19/2016 5:34:00 PM

James, thanks for visiting and finding the humour, this actually happened....

White Sage

Date: 2/19/2016 5:10:00 AM

wow, that's an amusing piece there BW...nice write

Constance La France
Date: 2/19/2016 9:21:00 AM

Sage, thanks for visiting and for finding the humour, gosh the girl in my image has beautiful legs . . .

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 2/19/2016 1:38:00 AM

Pure humor broken.. best wishes!

Constance La France
Date: 2/19/2016 2:34:00 AM

Upma, thanks for visiting my limerick, but I did see this happen and it was funny at the time ~

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 2/18/2016 7:14:00 PM

Good one! I laughing. Bg

Constance La France
Date: 2/19/2016 2:34:00 AM

Barbara, thanks for visiting, happy you like it ~

Nathan D.

Date: 2/18/2016 7:02:00 PM

that is pretty funny goodluck in contest

Constance La France
Date: 2/19/2016 2:35:00 AM

Nathan thanks for visiting my limerick with the funny !

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/18/2016 6:27:00 PM

very cute, Constance. ME LIKEY

Constance La France
Date: 2/19/2016 2:36:00 AM

Andrea, thanks for the cute and the likey !