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MANY THANKS TO MAMA BEAR FOR SENDING THE CARTOON WHICH INSPIRED THE POEM

I felt so sorry for my friend Rodger Who’d developed a lump by his todger When he turned up for his scan It wasn’t done by a man The photographer was his new lodger How he winced when he saw the machine Roger thought it looked so cruel and mean His balls gripped in a vice Did not feel very nice ... He was thankful his boxers were clean! 1st February 2017

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Judy Valko

Date: 2/7/2017 2:31:00 PM

You are sooo funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/7/2017 4:54:00 PM

I'm glad I made you smile as I do try to write lots of my poems to entertain and will be using many of this silly poems in an e book of humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/3/2017 12:58:00 PM

:) Clean boxers can't save him from the humiliation. The cartoon looked like the procedure would be so painful. Poor Rodger!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/4/2017 11:20:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 2/2/2017 4:17:00 PM

had a hard day, Jan, not anymore after reaing these gems,

Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2017 5:20:00 PM

Glad I made you smile need to see if I can re load the picture again now:-) hugs Jan xx

Daver Austin

Date: 2/2/2017 11:33:00 AM

It hurts me to read the second one, but hurt worse when I laugh. Good stuff. Love, daver

Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2017 5:21:00 PM

thanks Daver:-) hugs jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 2/2/2017 9:57:00 AM

lol

Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2017 5:21:00 PM

:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 2/2/2017 7:53:00 AM

Poor Roger, he probably yelled, "OUCH"//from the pressure applied to his pouch//After his shout//might have passed out//laying askew in a slouch. Huggabugs! ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2017 5:21:00 PM

ha ha ha love your replies John:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 2/1/2017 7:17:00 PM

Soon not to be clean...Lol...There are new issues on the site today...I'm getting messages about secure content.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2017 5:33:00 AM

I found there is no place to put pics on now tim!:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 2/1/2017 7:05:00 PM

Hope the nurses name wasn't Ina. I mean poor fellow having to say Hi Ina!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2017 5:33:00 AM

lol that is hilarious Arthur!:-) hugs Jan xx

White Wolf

Date: 2/1/2017 5:54:00 PM

Still not appearing, I had the same problem with one of my poems just this morning, and had to reload a pic. I don't know why yours isn't working!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2017 5:31:00 AM

hmmm I've just tried to edit it there is no place to put the pic now when I went to try it just showed the code above the poem! hugs Jan xx

White Wolf

Date: 2/1/2017 5:29:00 PM

Hahaha, you write these so well, Jan. Thanks for the laugh! And the pic is still missing! Just thought I'd let you know!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2017 5:40:00 PM

can you see it now white wolf I have re posted it xx

Chris Green

Date: 2/1/2017 4:25:00 PM

Love, love, love that last line. The entire poem was great but I couldn't wait to see how it ended and it didn't let me down.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/1/2017 4:28:00 PM

:-) I always say the person who invented the mammogram machine MUST have been male so the cartoon really made me lol:-) hugs jan xx