Hate Them Love Handles

I am small and gaining WEIGHT from the chips that I had ATE Just around the BEND(I can barely do that,FRIEND) Gut around the MIDDLE while my nephew tells a RIDDLE Exploding sudden GAS ,it came from my rotund ASS Chicks no longer LOOK at this unsightly SCHNOOK as I eat my TWINKIE,the underoos are getting STINKY What do men and women FEAR-besides an enema to the REAR? unbearable stomach SIZE of a fatso that we DESPISE Mother wants to give son TREAT by buying hamburger,Burger King SWEET Dom Deluise has shown me the WAY to get more pound and flab by expanding every DAY Spaghetti and a MEATBALL to placate hunger and it's tasty CALL Love handles is a feeling WHICH.. I quite fear, life can be an unfair -ITCH!!