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Halloween Howlers

My costume makes me look fat And I lost my witches hat I can’t find my broom It’s not in the room Now where’s my lucky black cat An unfortunate man named Keith Mislaid his set of false teeth Tried apple bobbing His jaw was throbbing Poor guy can’t get no relief I love eating pumpkin pie My tum is big its no lie I pick up my spoon Then I start to swoon Feel sick and I want to die Jan Allison 11th October 2014

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Robert Johnson

Date: 10/20/2014 10:27:00 AM

Seven years of bad luck. Now through a straw I must suck. But my belly is starting to slim. But I doubt I will ever start going to the gym. Tried to tie the three together with my rhyme. I'll take a limerick every time. Loved em'. Peace. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2014 10:43:00 AM

LOL Thanks for dropping by Robert:-) Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 10/11/2014 7:18:00 PM

Love the limericks Jan. A triple treat.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2014 7:19:00 PM

Thanks Maurice:-) hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/11/2014 5:06:00 PM

I just saw you told Debs that you never tried pumpkin pie before. It is not really all that!!! But I have a recipe for pumpkin pie with cream cheese on a butter/graham cracker crust that is out of this world!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2014 5:17:00 PM

mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmail it me please:-) hugs Jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/11/2014 5:05:00 PM

VERY good ones, Jan!!! In that first one, you only have to say and I lost my witches hat, to keep the limerick beat!! I think you are catching the meter really well in almost all the lines of these limericks. Great Halloween post. Will you use it in pie contest?

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2014 5:16:00 PM

I've already done a pie poem:-) Will fix the poem thanks xx hugs jan xxx

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 10/11/2014 4:09:00 PM

LOL Step away from the PIE! Light & Love

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2014 4:15:00 PM

I've never tried pumpkin pie Debbie:-( Maybe I'll get to the States again one day and will try it:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Jack Horne

Date: 10/11/2014 3:34:00 PM

LOL, had a chuckle here, my friend : )

Jan Allison
Date: 10/11/2014 3:39:00 PM

These were going to be part of a co-write for the Halloween contest but we went with another poem so I thought I'd post them anyway:-) hugs Jan xxxx