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'enry the Eighth

'Enry The Eighth 'ad voracious sex drives 'Istory records that 'e wed six wives Cathy and Anne lost their 'eads A couple died in their beds So many I'm in awe a man survives Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 5/18/2012 12:06:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed my poems, Bob. I'm sure the good Lord forgave you - he does have a sense of humor. I enjoyed "'enry the 8th". Clever English dialect. Death got him in the end, no matter how many wives he 'ad. God bless, Maureen
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Date: 5/13/2012 2:29:00 PM
all that red meat no doubt, Bob, brilliant limerick, enjoyed.
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Date: 5/13/2012 9:51:00 AM
hahaha, the man that survived all his women. He was a unique individual for SURE. Remember the song "I"m Enery the eight I am" by Herman's Hermits? I loved that song. yes, of course that was me in the drunken stupor, Robert. I sure hope others were able to figure that out because I know a few people did not even realize it!
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Date: 5/13/2012 3:29:00 AM
Hard hearted Henry hacked heads however he could. Sorry, couldn't aich that last word. Loved this but I bet his girls didn't! :)
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Date: 5/12/2012 1:02:00 PM
AARGHHH! I was going to choose this one, but after reading your I can't hold a candle to you- GL in the contest, wonderful penmanship.
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Date: 5/12/2012 11:31:00 AM
This is a great rendition of who 'enry the eighth really was! I love the 'umor within your write! Yeah 'enry the eighth had many wives that died under his reign, but he ended up being killed himself! Great Work!!
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Date: 5/12/2012 10:44:00 AM
Bob ha ha ha, what a man, that 'enry..love it..Dave
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Date: 5/12/2012 10:09:00 AM
Old 'Enry would have had a ball in the divorce courts. Speaking of Lawrence Welk. My wife plays a viola that used to be played by a member of Welk's band. He had to quit because of a hearing loss. LOve, daver
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