Elation To Deflation

As I worked out at the gym one night My eyes were captured in sight By a beauty so young With a curvy pert bum She winked, was that the green light Over the weeks we chatted and dated My breasts she says, are so underrated I said what can I do To enhance them for you And make you feel so elated Oh honey, would you do that for me When I undress you'll like what you see They'll be so inflated And I'll be glad that I dated From flat chested I'll be so busty So of to the plastic surgeon she went Saying my money has been really well spent I'll call you later my dear At the gym don't you fear In your mind you'll be full of torment I waited and the call never came Middle aged I'm just not in the game I've been so well done By a curvy pert bum My bank balance will never be the same For the Genius or Criminal? contest :)