Eerie Slimericks
Sue and King were just married
In the night they were harried
By the cat and mouse
In their grave top house
Where they were freshly buried
Winter lizards are henpecked
Don’t trust them if they are baked
When clock strikes ten at night
They gather guts to fight
The fried fleas in the plate caked
In Eden there was a thief
He planned to steal Eve’s fig leaf
He burglarized the house
Pounced on Adam’s spouse
And he found a mound of beef
Copyright © Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty | Year Posted 2015
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