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I once knew a woman called Terri Who always was sipping the sherry She got steaming drunk And fell off her bunk The medics described her as ‘merry’ WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON 20th October 2016 Still in her old knickers grinning Until the room started spinning Feeling not all right Spent from a great night Her troubles were just beginning WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH I heard she was also stacked Whenever she got racked On the top bunk who woulda thunk Sippin' sherry would get her untracked. WRITTEN BY JOHN WULF LIM'RIK FLATS So there she was a-reelin' Had the ER patients squealin’ Doc was quite put out! But never did shout Shot her more sherry, now she’s dreamin’ WRITTEN BY SAN WOO Her night on the tiles was made more so by a bottle or two Oloroso fell off her bunk ladder the poor girl she was bladdered and added a bruise to her Torso WRITTEN BY VIV WIGLEY Now Terri was off on a spree, the truth is she barely could see. She reached for the door, fell flat on the floor and screamed like an Irish banshee. WRITTEN BY KEITH LOGAN Terri swore she'd never get drunk again Until she met a handsome guy named Glen he shot her a wink and bought her a drink She's addicted to alcohol and men! WRITTEN BY LIN LANE Terri was known for being the town drunk Who would listen to heavy metal and punk She played it real loud And drew a big crowd But they didn't come close due to her pet skunk WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y Once I got drunk drinking all that Sherry With the voluptuous pretty Mary They found us both on the floor Just three yards away the door Her relatives said I had to marry WRITTEN BY DEMETRIOS TRIFIATIS This Terri gets quite inebriated If all these tales can be authenticated She gets drunk, listens to punk Sips Old Monk with her pet skunk Until she becomes quite nauseated WRITTEN BY TREY HAMNER Terri came India for few week Few days after she got seek No wine" team move her nice She takes pills with their advice Now Terry shines smart with red round cheek WRITTEN BY MANMATH DALEI The booze ran through Terri but she kept peeing as fast as can be. The money ran out, She started to shout: "From now on I drink herbal tea!" WRITTEN BY DARREN WHITE

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Darren White

Date: 10/24/2016 10:53:00 PM

LOL, this is cool Jan, Tim, et.al. :D

Darren White
Date: 10/25/2016 2:33:00 AM

Thanks Jan, glad you like it \o/

Jan Allison
Date: 10/25/2016 2:15:00 AM

I've just added your poem Darren its fabulous thank you so much for joining in - collaborating can be such fun:-):-) hugs Jan xx

Yasemin Balandi

Date: 10/23/2016 5:12:00 AM

Fantastic limericks

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 12:28:00 PM

Thanks Yasemin:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol B.

Date: 10/22/2016 10:55:00 PM

Fantastic! Congratulations to all involved :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 4:33:00 AM

Thanks Carol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carole Duet

Date: 10/22/2016 9:13:00 PM

P.S. Jan, How does one go about adding to this anyway? Carole

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 4:32:00 AM

Just soup mail me your poem or put the poem in a comment-) hugs Jan xx

Carole Duet

Date: 10/22/2016 9:09:00 PM

Lololol...what a hoot! A jigger I'd shoot but my teetotaling lover would give me the boot! Loved it!! Carole O'Terry Duet

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 4:34:00 AM

Do mail me your poem Carol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 10/22/2016 9:00:00 PM

I really did enjoyed reading Limericks they were all cute well written.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 4:34:00 AM

Thanks Darlene I am still adding to the poem:-) hugs Jan xx

Gwen Benita Mason Gibbs

Date: 10/22/2016 7:43:00 PM

I love it

Jan Allison
Date: 10/23/2016 4:35:00 AM

Thanks Gwen its so much fun when others join in:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 10/22/2016 3:29:00 PM

These limericks were so fun to read. Congratulations to everyone who collaborated on being honored with POTD! ; )

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 4:12:00 PM

I am still adding limericks if you want to join in the fun Connie:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/22/2016 11:40:00 AM

- Yes, here there are many who deserve p.o.t.d. !!! - CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL !!! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 11:50:00 AM

Thanks Anne Lise it's lovely to share the honour and for other people to have fun writing on the collaboration:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 10/22/2016 9:50:00 AM

Oops...Congratulations one and all on the honour of poem of the day.

Tim Smith
Date: 10/22/2016 8:03:00 PM

I always get blamed....lol

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 10:09:00 AM

The congrats do go to all Armand - I write a poem - it's usually Tim who gets the ball rolling and another collab takes place:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 10/22/2016 9:48:00 AM

Lots of fun. A great job by all.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 10:09:00 AM

:-)Thanks Armand:-) love and hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 10/22/2016 8:55:00 AM

Another really fun read, Jan. Congratulations to all for POTD:)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 9:12:00 AM

Thanks Daniel. I am still adding poems so please join in if you want to:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/22/2016 8:44:00 AM

Hi Jan, You did it again. I'm so happy to see you get such an honor. Congratulations on getting the poem of the day. It was well deserved:-)Alexis

Alexis Y.
Date: 10/22/2016 10:06:00 AM

It was my pleasure to be apart of this awesome collaboration: -)Alexis PS. Now let's pop open some campaign!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 9:11:00 AM

Hey join in the honour my friend - I just start off the poem and others join in :-) hugs Jan xx

Manmath Dalei

Date: 10/22/2016 7:03:00 AM

Nice effort Jan. An outstanding story. A7 from me & hearty congrats to all of u for POTD...........//hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 7:31:00 AM

Do join in the fun Manmath I am still getting poems sent to add to the collaboration:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 10/22/2016 7:02:00 AM

Of course this great collection is poem of the day, congrats to every participant! and thanks Jan for coming up with great ideas.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 7:31:00 AM

Oh Wow Cas that's great news:-) I hope people still continue to add their poems to the collaboration:-) hugs Jan xx

Trey Hamner

Date: 10/22/2016 1:45:00 AM

This Terri gets quite inebriated If all these tales can be authenticated She gets drunk and listens to punk Sipping Old Monk with her pet skunk Until she becomes nauseated

Jan Allison
Date: 10/22/2016 3:46:00 AM

Great one Trey - soup mail:-) hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 10/21/2016 12:32:00 PM

Look'n real good so far//think I'll stop at a bar//'n toast these writers//laughter inciters//hats off to alla you stars!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/21/2016 2:37:00 PM

Aww John that's a lovely lim:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 10/21/2016 10:03:00 AM

Another great soup collaboration! Of course a 7 and cheers to every participant!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/21/2016 11:43:00 AM

Do join in Cas! There is always room for more to be added:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 10/21/2016 7:44:00 AM

Once I got drunk drinking all that cherry/ With the voluptuous pretty Mary/ They found us both on the floor/ Just three yards away the door/ Her relatives said I had to marry/ That is the best I can do right now dear, Jan! I had fun!

Demetrios Trifiatis
Date: 10/21/2016 2:47:00 PM

Of course you can! It will be a pleasure!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/21/2016 7:47:00 AM

I will post it if you give your permission Demetrios - can I make it Sherry not Cherry:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/21/2016 3:06:00 AM

- These are fun, Jan :)) ... wish I could contribute a Limerick .... but I'm bad at it - (Asta is here :)) - Best wishes for a beautiful day :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/22/2016 11:43:00 AM

Thanks :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/21/2016 3:09:00 AM

Anne lise if you ever want to have a try at writing one send it to me and I will help you as much as I can:-) I love the form and the humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/20/2016 5:57:00 PM

Lol! Jan this is so funny. I do enjoy your limerick collaborations:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2016 7:17:00 PM

LOL Sun:-) hugs Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2016 6:25:00 PM

Do join in Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 10/20/2016 3:33:00 PM

Sherry isn't my favorite. I prefer Tokay, a Hungarian liquor-type sweet wine. Very expensive. This was a successful collaboration. Nice work. Thanks for reading my dark humor. I've seen worse bumper stickers, however. Some are downright dirty. Not to my taste at all. / M

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2016 4:07:00 PM

Some stickers can be very funny Maurice - we share the same wit so I imagine I too wouldn't like some of the stickers. I rarely drink alcohol - Tokay sounds very palatable, I have a bottle of Icewine an expensive sweet dessert wine - its been in my cupboard for years I must open it one day:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 10/20/2016 2:48:00 PM

LOL You are quite the pair and I love your funny limericks. Thanks for posting this day-brightener! Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2016 2:51:00 PM

Join in Caroline - last time about 17 limericks were added:-) so so lovely to see you hope all your troubles with your home are now sorted:-) hugs jan xx

Keith Logan

Date: 10/20/2016 2:30:00 PM

Now Terry was off on a spree, the truth is she barely could see. She reached for the door, fell flat on the floor and screamed like an Irish banshee.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2016 2:33:00 PM

Lovely reply limerick Keith ... if the others agree would you be happy to have your poem added to the collaboration - last collaboration ended up as poem of the day:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 10/20/2016 1:57:00 PM

Oops, ya did it again, Jan. I'm feeling a bit of a chain reaction in progress. I'm hiding my pens. ;-)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/20/2016 2:11:00 PM

Noooo don't hide your crayons Lin lets have some funnnnnnnnnn:-) hugs Jan xx